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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Belgium. Ridiculous fake country with no right to exist

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Or Switzerland, equally fake

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Transnistria or Translyvania

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Cisapline gaul just to make it weird

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Transatlantic cargo ship

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I say take over Utah before the Mormons cause an unprecedented ecological disaster by drying up the Great Salt Lake

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been saying Utah should go to the Juggalos but really anyone besides the Mormons would be a vast improvement

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would appreciate more people being able to try Faygo

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could the Faygo help with the drying lake?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The water is replaced by Faygo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Couple of these bad boys and it starts a party

An entire lake and we can bring peace to the entire world

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Good taste, whoop whoop!

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The land should go to the indigenous people who would be way better at protecting the ecology.

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have an story idea for a post-collapse USA with deseret as one of the regional states, not because the Mormons are powerful, but because we have so royally fucked over the ecology of the desert that it functions as a badlands, and the future mormons function as nomadic marauders.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Raiding the countryside forcing travelers to buy into their mlm scheme

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

This is how we wind up in Siberia with several truckloads of musical instruments. Thanks a lot, Trans Siberian Orchestra.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think the obvious choice is Terf Island

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Seconded. My parents house can be parliament. They'd hate that

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

If half the comments on Facebook are accurate, it's already theirs and believing in "biological sex" is now a crime punishable by hanging.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Texas and Kansas and everything in between. It will be called Transas.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

G*rmany. Destroy G*rmany. Luxury real estate in the heart of e*rope and its completely infested with g*rmans.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

antideutsche but not fascist

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Germany as in Cisalpine Gaul will become Transalpine Gaul 2

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No need to take shit. When we reinstate the USSR, we will create a "trans autonomous oblast" in some fertile unpopulated region of wherever, like Siberia or the empty donut of central Spain:

Only 10% of the population of Spain live inside the blue area, the remaining 90% live in the rest of the country (without forgetting the islands).

It would also be cool to make projects of regenerative agriculture on the north-african Mediterranean coast.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely the LGBT+ will get Ibiza. As far as I'm aware it's basically ours already anyway. We just need to make it official.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ibiza is sadly taken by *nglo and G#rman drunkard tourists, much more so than by queer people. It would be the best fate possible for the island certainly. Fortunately we don't need to repress or relocate said craKKKers, they'll progressively disappear if we leave to themselves thanks to their cultural practice of Balconing

For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

their cultural practice of Balconing

For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold

Incredible. You should repost this expose for the wider hexbear audience.

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Terf Island but there is nothing worth taking

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You say that but there are hundreds or even thousands of priceless artifacts we could repatriate to their original owners, just to start with.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Lies. Our rail replacement bus services are world class.

[–] lizard_thing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

the joint LGBTQ coalition shall govern the Democratic People's Republic of Seattle

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Br*tain isn't doing anything useful, might at well camp there

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would mean having to be around british people though. Unless you're gonna do cispartheid

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought we were gonna turn them into cat boys?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

c/goodposting

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

How about transcaucasia?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Depends on how much territory i can take in my most recent eu 5 game

Currently most of poland, a good chunk of belarus, ukraine and lithiuania and like a small slice of Czechia

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

will this be the flag?

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Berlin. And we won't be stopping there.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought that Finland should be (even) more trans

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The finlandisation of trans

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

We already have a state tho, Malta!