Pucker up!
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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Dude was considered a sex symbol in his prime 
I heard there's a number of rules you have to agree to before you can order one.
For more info, bing Kissinger rule 34.
Asking Jeeves now
Edit: oh no
I think we would be a more positive community if we got rid of upvotes and everyone bought a kissing robot.
Bring back the fraternal kiss
and the nobel peace prize goes to the sex toy
Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!
The kissussy
PSA: Do not put your penis into the kissenger.
That sounds like a challenge...
later it will incorporate napalm
If you really loved me you'd kiss the phone fleshlight for me.
Somebody call Soulja Boy
Telelipdonics 
one step closer to
This was a funny joke back in the glory days of the internet.
http://www.easylife.org/fufme/. NSFW-ish
What a deep cut
Why did they have to make it look scary though. I don't wanna kiss disembodied lips ffs
(Sorry to all ghosts)
Because it'll be a modular part to attach to a custom mask of the person you're intending to use it with.
THAT'S EVEN SCARIER
Well it wouldn't be just a disembodied mask, that would be weird. It'll be on a sexbot.
That's not much better 
I saw this episode of the Big Bang Theory! Walawitz creates a prototype of this and practices with Raj.
don’t forget to wash the _ out before you use it :)
The effort people go to to continue a long distance relationship (you're actually being scammed)
yes but i hax0r ur kissengers by linking it to mine hahaha
ill kiss the both of you while thinking about warcrimes UwU
What if they bite?