Pucker up!
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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Dude was considered a sex symbol in his prime 
Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!
I think we would be a more positive community if we got rid of upvotes and everyone bought a kissing robot.
Bring back the fraternal kiss
and the nobel peace prize goes to the sex toy
I heard there's a number of rules you have to agree to before you can order one.
For more info, bing Kissinger rule 34.
Asking Jeeves now
Edit: oh no
PSA: Do not put your penis into the kissenger.
That sounds like a challenge...
later it will incorporate napalm
The kissussy
Telelipdonics 
Why did they have to make it look scary though. I don't wanna kiss disembodied lips ffs
(Sorry to all ghosts)
Because it'll be a modular part to attach to a custom mask of the person you're intending to use it with.
THAT'S EVEN SCARIER
Well it wouldn't be just a disembodied mask, that would be weird. It'll be on a sexbot.
That's not much better 
one step closer to
I saw this episode of the Big Bang Theory! Walawitz creates a prototype of this and practices with Raj.
Somebody call Soulja Boy
If you really loved me you'd kiss the phone fleshlight for me.
don’t forget to wash the _ out before you use it :)
The effort people go to to continue a long distance relationship (you're actually being scammed)
yes but i hax0r ur kissengers by linking it to mine hahaha
ill kiss the both of you while thinking about warcrimes UwU
This was a funny joke back in the glory days of the internet.
http://www.easylife.org/fufme/. NSFW-ish
What a deep cut
What if they bite?