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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The six part “Behind The Bastards” podcast that covers Kissinger gives a pretty good overview of all the evil deeds he did.

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[–] Nibblesnarf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

who here won the tontine?

[–] vara@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Fantastic news! crab-party

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

we should be more respectful....SYYYYYYYYYYKE crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] captcha@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

NNN broken.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

All the ghouls realizing that even the strongest blood pact can't save you from death:

scared

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Fucking finally

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[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

So that was the pact with the Devil? He lives to age 100 but the crumbling of the empire will be set in motion by Satan’s minion (Putin).

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

800 upbears lol

[–] NailBunny@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Oooooh fuck yeah, I'm gonna have pleasant dreams tonight (✿◕‿◕)

[–] Wintermind@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] iie@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

sustained into old age by the thrill of subjugation

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha I logged onto Hexbear to confirm this was true fuck yes

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Wine for me, wine all around

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] refolde@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe this would explain why the site logged me out again when I literally had to log back in yesterday.

[–] BJyXJe4LhZetOzA0@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

test1)

lyrics:

We wonder are you ready to join us now Hands in the air, we will show you how

Come and try, Caramell will be your guide

(be your guide)

 

So come and move your hips, sing ou-a-a-a

Look into two clips, do it la-la-la

You and me, can sing this melody

 

O-oa-a

 

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together

Come feel the heat forever and forever

Listen and learn, it is time for practicing

Now we are here with caramelldancing

 

o-o-oa-oa

o-o-oa-oa~aha

o-o-oa-oa

o-o-oa-oa~aha

 

As soon as to you come we will bring our song

As splendid you are saying people at hong-kong

They and her, this means people all around the world

 

oa-oa~aha

 

So come and move your hips, sing ou-a-a-a

Look into two clips, do it la-la-la

You and me, can sing this melody

 

So come and:

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together

Come feel the heat forever and forever

Listen and learn, it is time for practicing

Now we are here with caramelldancing

 

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together

Come feel the heat forever and forever

Listen and learn, it is time for practicing

Now we are here with caramelldancing

 

o-o-oa-oa

o-o-oa-oa~aha

o-o-oa-oa

o-o-oa-oa~aha

 

So come on and:

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together

Come feel the heat forever and forever

Listen and learn, it is time for practicing

Now we are here with caramelldancing

 

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together

Come feel the heat forever and forever

Listen and learn, it is time for practicing

Now we are here with caramelldancing

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yoooooooooo

farquaad-point

Death to America

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit, satan finally called him home

[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Nah, satan doesn't want him either, that's why it took so long 😂

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Vaccinated?

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