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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 219 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

de-inland-empire [Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

de-half-light — τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

dubois-depressed — What happens now?

de-logic — For you, Detective? Or the world?

dubois-depressed — For the world.

de-logic — Nothing.

de-rhetoric [Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

dubois-depressed — And for me?

de-volition — For you? You celebrate.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] showmustgo@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m very anti-bit in general but I absolutely love your posts.

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[–] Pen_Pen@hexbear.net 209 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It's been a slice

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 70 points 2 years ago

Nah, do McConnell next.

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 144 points 2 years ago (55 children)

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 90 points 2 years ago (3 children)

An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.

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[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey gaddafi-happy

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call

10000% serious

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[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

Also;

https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

Called it!!!!!!

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[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 107 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Meanwhile on lemmy.world

Cowards

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

How DARE you celebrate the death of a war criminal responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people :civility:

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[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 88 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Mods will patrol upvote history like they do with transphobic comments. Anyone who doesn't upvote this post will be banned.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago

What a difference a day makes.

[–] Pen_Pen@hexbear.net 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anthony Bourdain — 'Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM AND THE LAO PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC HAVE OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER

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[–] timconspicuous@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reuniting with my former /r/ChapoTrapHouse brethren to celebrate the occasion

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[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

Fuck him for not doing it sooner. POS to the end.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

UlyssesT takes a break and then Kissinger dies immediately.... What does it all mean?

[–] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He did say he'd go on an adventure

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only bad news is that this didn't happen half a century ago. ( 🦀 still )

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn I was literally falling asleep and now I'm cranked up like a hog blitzed on speed

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[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kissinger's wikipedia article is a battlefield rn, the end of the first paragraph about an hour ago read "He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes." :crab-party:

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

I now know how the Irish felt when the queen died. RIP BOZO

[–] Des@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

DING DONG THE WAR CRIMINAL IS GONE.

OH HAPPY DAY 🪅 meow-bounce sicko-jammin sicko-jammin party-sicko party-sicko

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT RIGHT BEFORE BED

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[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can someone ask what Kissinger thinks about this? Oh wait you can't he's fuckin' dead lmao

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[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

No matter how you feel in your life right now, remember this: you are alive and Henry Kissinger is dead.

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[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

volcel-judge you may cum, but don't get used to it.

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[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

Along with Thọ, Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 1973, for their work in negotiating the ceasefires contained in the Paris Peace Accords on "Ending the War and Restoring Peace in Vietnam", signed the previous January. According to Irwin Abrams, this prize was the most controversial to date. For the first time in the history of the Peace Prize, two members left the Nobel Committee in protest. Thọ rejected the award, telling Kissinger that peace had not been restored in South Vietnam. Kissinger wrote to the Nobel Committee that he accepted the award "with humility", and "donated the entire proceeds to the children of American servicemembers killed or missing in action in Indochina". After the Fall of Saigon in 1975, Kissinger attempted to return the award.

This is such a goddamn funny paragraph

[–] abc@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago
[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are we able to fly the flag at twice staff?

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Alright folks... we got our one good thing for the year.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)

reddit-logo isn't even doing the "celebrating someone's death is never ok" pinned comment shit. All the top comments are good too. Somehow the thread isn't locked.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Kissinger Memorandum: “To Isolate the Palestinians”

Now it is very easy for a group like this to try to say that American and Israeli interests are identical. But this is not exactly so and I think it is wrong for the Jewish community in the United States to get fixed on that concept. The United States has an interest in the survival of Israel. But we, of course, have an interest in the 130 million Arabs that sit athwart the world’s oil supplies.

he-admit-it

theory-gary what if the United States doesn't have a need for the oil anymore?

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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