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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 238 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's funny because he's dead.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 139 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1.4tb grindr, he's enjoying hell

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But not for "using Grindr", it's for being a piece of shit.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

There are lots of ways to be a piece of shit, let's be clear - for publicly chronically masturdebating to college girls to promote a Christian Nationalist agenda.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It could be worse, he could be alive

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was somehow less annoying when he was alive

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nah, he's already mostly forgotten about in my media circles

when he was alive, I probably heard his voice or saw his face at least every other week. now most of the references I see are just memes about the manner of his death

[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I never even heard of him before he got popped, looked him up because media was blowing up about him. And all I could find was that he was a spokesperson for bigoted mysogonist fascist, and I'm like "ok nice, yeah shoot more of those please".

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What the tits, 1.4TB?

Also UwU

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i don't think tits have anything to do with it heh

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Might be some moobs though.

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not both? Mits for everyone!

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, bears are a thing.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The thirst is real

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I'm not gay!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you're attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

But they use Grindr to make sure they aren't gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I use barq!

sadly it isn't terribly effective because there's way too much friction when it comes to local interaction

two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that's like .. literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???????

that isn't to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.

i'd call that system "howling". kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is

BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It probably has real good security though

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

You could sorta Yik yak before you join a herd?

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

LOL. You know what's NOT alive and well?

Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people..

Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term "shitpost"... They should DDG it, but we know they won't... And remain subscribed...😙👌 Killer SP.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!

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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

That's fun, good for them!

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Q: What's something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don't? A: Husband with a Grindr profile

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aw shit i didn't even know he was sick

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Sour throat from what I’ve heard?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?

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