I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?
Isn’t that guy dead?
Aw shit i didn't even know he was sick
Sour throat from what I’ve heard?
Parody accounts of him are thriving; "we are all charlie kirk"
It's funny because he's dead.
God, it really is.
1.4tb grindr, he's enjoying hell
😎
What's barq?
edit uwu thanks~
It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.
Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.
The internet really knows how to run with a joke.
What the tits, 1.4TB?
Also UwU
i don't think tits have anything to do with it heh
No tits
I mean, bears are a thing.
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LOL. You know what's NOT alive and well?
Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.
Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left
"I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I'm not gay!"
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you're attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.
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Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.
What's barq
Grindr, but for furries
so its just a straight up upgrade?
That's fun, good for them!
A root beer. It has bite.
The bite comes from adding caffeine.
Source: Homebrewing
The bite that I am sensitive too comes from carbonic acid. Both in homebrewing and pop. CO2 packs a punch. Especially when you stick your head in the keezer to check on a leak.
Q: What's something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don't? A: Husband with a Grindr profile
I use barq!
sadly it isn't terribly effective because there's way too much friction when it comes to local interaction
two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that's like .. literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???????
that isn't to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.
i'd call that system "howling". kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^
For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is
BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.
we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?
It probably has real good security though
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That's gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!
What gave it away?
There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.
Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌
The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people..
Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term "shitpost"... They should DDG it, but we know they won't... And remain subscribed...😙👌 Killer SP.
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