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it's like a all you can eat skin buffet. i'm over here with the first sunburn of my life (thanks Mexico 
) peeling off 2 inch pieces of skin from my chest and just shoving them into my mouth like some malnourished child. when the peeling skin runs out idk what i'm gonna do
we can close the comm down now, thanks everybody
if you are getting sunburnt to the point that skin is peeling you are doing major damage to your skin, melanin or not.
I got a couple good burns wade fishing when I was in my teens (I'm upper 40s now) that my dermatologist says was likely the source of all the skin cancer I have suffered in the last two years - three squamous cell removals, three melanoma removals and a Merkels cell sarcoma removal. According to my dermatologist, the real damage happens when you're young. I got lucky and caught the merkels before it really fired off. That shit goes deep and it moves quick.
Please wear proper clothing, and a hat and some sunscreen. You'll be thankful you did in 30 years.
yeah i know, i normally do wear sunscreen but I was only there for 2 days and was naively like "i'll just tan don't worry" (he didn't think about the UV rating being 12) & by the second day when I was very clearly red as hell and my friends were like "you are SUNBURNT" the aloe and sunscreen I put on were both a bit too late.
Careful or you'll get straight up sun poisoning, happened to my pale ass many spring breaks ago
too little too late
Oh yeah, for sure. Just be safe please. Sunglasses too. UV damages eyes as well as skin. Be the dork who has sunscreen on his nose, glasses, a rash guard and a giant hat on. There will be a day, and likely more than one, where you thank yourself for doing so.
Im sorry but we are sending you to the frontlines of every war. Horrendous post. 10/10
Sweet thing
I've been lost in the light every morning
Glistening's a state of my mind
I've been trying to act on your social cues
But you know I need someone else to tell me what to do
So sweet thing, tell me what to do
Well if I knew, I could be a better man
I could be an elephant 
I'd never leave you, not again
I'd be sweet like cinnamon
And if we had nothing to spend
We could always sell my skin
Maybe then the madness ends
Maybe I could love you then
it's like poetry, it rhymes
thank you flipturn the band for putting into words my feelings (i do genuinely love that song and it is in my top 5 songs i've listened to for the first time within the last year or two)
horrendous post, great job
worstposting
I am in awe of what a good badpost this is. Thank you, I think, for both the privilege and the curse of having read this.
Wish I could do this. It's just dandruff snacks for me
It'd be stupid to let all that dead skin go to waste.
hurrrrk
thank you for recycling! 
I kinda like how chewy it is. A little salty. Very moreish
You are an owl of impeccable taste and culture. Your plumage is divine.
Ewwwww don't eat your skin, friggin Hannibal Lecter over here.
i know that if someone saw me doing it they'd probably try to commit me but in my mind it is the same thing as eating boogers but better because you can kinda chew the rolled up skin a bit and it also kinda dissolves on your tongue. i know this sounds unhinged but it is so good to my brain
Picking and eating calloused skin off my hands gives me the exact same satisfaction. When i was a kid i wouldnt bite my nails id just straight eat the skin off my fingers. My nails as a result are flawless
I love to eat my own skin :3 YIM YUM. Say your skin looks pretty moist today ....
stay back you cannibal!
I mean, our skin probably has something our body can use and maybe the roughage is good for digestion. It's just maximizing your sustainability.
this piece went into this little piggy's mouth as soon as i was done taking this photo 
Why did I come back to this post why did I hit unblur
hubris i think
Yowza
Are you from Holland?
no why
If you leave the peel out for a while it'll shrink a bit but the juices will really concentrate, which creates a polymerization of the tannins in the skin that contributes to the overall balance of flavor. I know you're already worried about supply but you really should save some until it ages properly.
maybe i'll do that for the skin on my back but it is itchy and coming off in flakes (that I DON'T CATCH) on its own. the easily accessible areas have basically already been picked clean aside from my legs, but they're looking good they just started to get those 'you have a sheet of dead skin on your legs' air bubbles so I'm sure in a day or two my succulent skin will be ready for consumption
When the skin runs out you go into the sun again brave soldier