badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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) peeling off 2 inch pieces of skin from my chest and just shoving them into my mouth like some malnourished child. when the peeling skin runs out idk what i'm gonna do
Im sorry but we are sending you to the frontlines of every war. Horrendous post. 10/10
Sweet thing
I've been lost in the light every morning
Glistening's a state of my mind
I've been trying to act on your social cues
But you know I need someone else to tell me what to do
So sweet thing, tell me what to do
Well if I knew, I could be a better man
I could be an elephant
I'd never leave you, not again
I'd be sweet like cinnamon
And if we had nothing to spend
We could always sell my skin
Maybe then the madness ends
Maybe I could love you then
it's like poetry, it rhymes
thank you flipturn the band for putting into words my feelings (i do genuinely love that song and it is in my top 5 songs i've listened to for the first time within the last year or two)