badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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) peeling off 2 inch pieces of skin from my chest and just shoving them into my mouth like some malnourished child. when the peeling skin runs out idk what i'm gonna do
if you are getting sunburnt to the point that skin is peeling you are doing major damage to your skin, melanin or not.
I got a couple good burns wade fishing when I was in my teens (I'm upper 40s now) that my dermatologist says was likely the source of all the skin cancer I have suffered in the last two years - three squamous cell removals, three melanoma removals and a Merkels cell sarcoma removal. According to my dermatologist, the real damage happens when you're young. I got lucky and caught the merkels before it really fired off. That shit goes deep and it moves quick.
Please wear proper clothing, and a hat and some sunscreen. You'll be thankful you did in 30 years.
Careful or you'll get straight up sun poisoning, happened to my pale ass many spring breaks ago
Oh yeah, for sure. Just be safe please. Sunglasses too. UV damages eyes as well as skin. Be the dork who has sunscreen on his nose, glasses, a rash guard and a giant hat on. There will be a day, and likely more than one, where you thank yourself for doing so.