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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

ah welcome in. Take a seat.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Thanks for not using 'AI' for this.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

Something something Cheeses Georg who lives in a cave in Wisconsin

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

That's why we usually bring half of it home for breakfast tomorrow, or lunch/dinner later.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

god forbid a girl have a hobby

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that women are fascinated by cheese.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago

The average American definitely needs some fiber.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 52 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My man if I ate that much cheese I'd be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It's fine since it's not real cheese.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 40 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago (5 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 13 hours ago

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Legen....

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 25 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Please don't let a sink in ever again

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 13 hours ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Let sinks in!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I should cut back...

[–] colonthree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 15 hours ago (20 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

let that sink in

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 12 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Some cheese varieties (cheddar, red Leicester) are traditionally coloured (with annatto)

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[–] Funnynate08@fedia.io 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

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[–] lennee@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

thats supposed to be cheese?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

FIFY

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

Jokes on you, I only eat £2.50 of cheese a day

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