this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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[–] orochi02@feddit.org 2 points 15 minutes ago

Hated This Trend and hate it even more now

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 hour ago

unsubscribe

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Oh thats nasty. A keyboard without a numpad? really?

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

How do they move diagonally on a roguelike game?

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I really like the idea of compact keyboards but like... I can't imagine not having my numpad, so I guess it just isn't meant to be.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

I tried it and agree that's that grossest thing here.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 71 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

How do i delete an image from my brain

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 10 hours ago

Drink that trough of vodka

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago

Find a worse one.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 10 hours ago
  1. Hit head on desk.
  2. If image persists, return to step 1.
[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Well the first step is upvoting it. I'm not sure what the second step is, but just go ahead and start on step one until step two is clearly defined.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 hours ago

Bat to the head.

[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ok but... what the fuck is on the screen?

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 8 hours ago

FNAF Erotica, I think

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago

Top tier shit post

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 6 points 7 hours ago

Incredible. Looking forward to following your future endeavours

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

The Lorax runs Arch.

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago

My brain broke of everything going on in the pic

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If this is you, I applaud your dedication.

[–] Cantaloupe@fedioasis.cc 2 points 38 minutes ago
[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

10/10 shitpost

You gotta respect committing to the bit that hard...

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I have that same keyboard.

Or had. My wife absconded with it.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

...perhaps that's your wife?..

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

That would be impressive.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?

Strimmer more like.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 9 hours ago

When I get bored in the shower, I have better ways to amuse myself