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[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

John Carpenter's The Thing

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

what happened to that part of his lip :(

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it was a graphics issue in an Ubisoft game.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

I've seen this one before.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Blurstoftimes@feddit.online 8 points 1 day ago

Ah! Now I remember why I bought that leaf blower. Here boy!

This is just a misinterpretation of dog body language. This good boy doesn't want to smell you. He's opening his jowls so you can put skittles in there.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like a FromSoft enemy

The big dogs in Elden Ring scared the shit outta me for a while.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I love Angelina Jolie! She has enormous lips!

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Several thousand of people are killed by dogs each year

They are near the top of the list of human-killing animals

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

Misleading. People get rabies from dog bites and die when they are not treated. Cows kill a lot more people directly then dogs.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

Human-dog interactions happen billions of times a day, this isn't the gotcha you think it is

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Huh, didn't think this was true on first glance, but it is if taken worldwide. In the US, bites are still high, but there are very few deaths from them.

Most of the deaths come from rabies in countries that don't have widely available rabies vaccines. This seems like a solvable problem like tuberculosis if greed didn't get in the way.

https://www.terrierowner.com/dogs/people-killed-by-dogs-each-year-according-to-world-health-organization/

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

The top human killing animal is other humans. Dogs are just chillin.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

People who hate dogs and spread lies about them are the worst.

[–] BelTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

Weird thing to say ngl

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dogs- that eternal enemy of man!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Don't kid yourself tomiant. If a dog ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You're thinking of cats. Who will eat their family's dead bodies. A thing that dogs will not normally do

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

A good breeze and the dog damn well might fly away with those sails opened up

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Praise the maker!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is the idea that people are out in legions claiming their biting dogs don't bite?