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[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

They can arrest you, but they can't unpunch his ugly mug

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago

"for my opinions"

Look all I did was show up at the civil rights march wearing a KKK hoodie and a sign saying "David Duke should be president". I was just expressing an opinion. No I will not expand upon what that "opinion is or what it would entail.
Also no I don't understand the difference between an opinion and a belief.

Look all I did was show up at the liberated Auschwitz camp in 1945 wearing my traditional pickelhauber helmet and I was singing "give peace a chance" and handing out coexist stickers to the inmate's who were savagely beating the defenceless guards and some of them shoved me! For handing out stickers! One of them even mocked my traditional garb, yet they expect us to respect their culture?? So much for the tolerant left.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SubgeniUS@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago

BIG man on campus. Learn fast bully, society is done with your shit.

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago

Dude is harder than a lot of us. Wish him every happiness.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago

Making large sons everywhere proud

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago

CW: King shit

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 42 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

https://hexbear.net/post/7653855

I humbly suggest :yeah-okay: as a cure-for-fascism substitute.

That's the clearest still I could get from the video.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 37 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao that police response time. I hated school but it's gotta be so much worse now

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

They will stand around while school shooters slaughter kids but OH NO some douche got what he deserved better bring in the whole squad!

[–] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago

the virgin gigachad vs the chad this fuckin kid

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 49 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Millions of adults wish they had the courage of this child.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

Me when walking past Republican poll workers

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 13 hours ago

Can't wait for the government to claim he's an antifa terrorist mastermind

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 38 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Large son's got guns. Needs to work on his form a bit. Remember you want to line up your first and second knuckle with your radius (larger inside forearm bone):

You can feel the proper alignment by just pushing your fist into your palm, you'll know it when you got it right, if you line it up right you can punch a hole straight through two layers of interior drywall with relative ease and little strength training. Stance, form and catching your opponent off guard are the three biggest parts of winning a fight quickly. And of course go for the jaw or the nose, never the head especially not the temple. Don't want to accidentally kill someone (easier than most people realize). Also if you're not going for a knockout, a solid strike to the solar plexus will usually decommission someone real fast too.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Re: solar plexus
I once sparred with a buddy and accidentally got him right in the kidney. He was the experienced boxer who was supposed to give me my first sparring round and one kidney punch took him out completely. Learn how to do kidney punches I suppose?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I just saw the video, and yeah. That was an awful punch tbh. Homie is built like a brick shithouse and clearly didnt put that weight into it. This is not a knock on the guy's weight at all, it is based on my experience having my clock cleaned by a dude with a similar build before who knew how to throw it into his fist. Nose would be the best target here what with it being on camera and the cops blasting in, broken jaws suck and often need surgery which would have to be covered by him. Plus a broken nose bleeds a lot and makes for a show. In the end, glad he did it anyway, punching s fascist badly is still better than not punching one.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Honestly I've seen worse at short notice.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah being punched in the nose fucking sucks. My grown ass would probably be in tears with even a good moderate tap on the button. Whole lot of nerve endings there. Just like with a gut punch, which not only knocks the wind out of you but also is a major hub of the central nervous system which is far more likely to trigger an autonomous response, that is why people double over so quick.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The last time I got punched it was in the nose and it was like a finishing hit in a fighting game, I got laid the fuck out. Don't get into fights as an adult.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

Don't get into fights as an adult.

Unless you need to or have a good reason but yeah. Let the younger gen scrap it out lol

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 19 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Great explanation, don't forget to plant those feet, push through the legs, and rotate those hips to really put your whole ass into the blow!

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

And keep your other hand up so its ready to deflect blows or throw a quick eye poke

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[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

BIG emoji potential from that kid

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

Exquisite emoji drip

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Excuse me, the student was very civil. They said "I'm going to punch you in the face", which was very polite, and then they acknowledged the reply with "okay" to make sure the other student knew they had been heard. Then they punched them in the face, fulfilling the earlier promise and preserving the social contract.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Meanwhile, in Caribbean waters...no declaration of war(crimes).

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Civility owned with facts and logic debate-me-debate-me

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Chicago sometimes gets a W

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Chicago is like a top major US 5 city for getting W's. Prove me wrong

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

I dont want to cause i like it there

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 23 points 14 hours ago

Danny spud is a chud who needs to be put face down into mud because that thud didn't satisfy; he didn't loose enough blood

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta teach our friend how to throw a better punch

Should have laid that fucking nerd out square

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 47 points 16 hours ago
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 24 points 14 hours ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 25 points 14 hours ago

He wanted the ICE-U experience. He got one. nazi-punching

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

c'mon his name is not really Danny Spud

I'm losing my grip

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago

This is the name of a minor character form Revenge Of The Nerds, one of the frat jocks, has to be.

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