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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to the same place, it still doesn't matter.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agree. Wear it until it's ready for the laundry.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Until it's no longer structurally sound and falls off.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's not smelly, no one can tell

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 17 points 1 week ago

If it passes the smell check, what the heck?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I bought a box with 100 t-shirts in the same colour do I don't have to choose

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's normal for people hounded by paparazzi though, wearing the same outfits constantly makes it harder to sell photos of you

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

He ages at half the speed of regular humans.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: It‘s always the same shirt.

Leading to my favorite conspiracy theory, that his shirt choice is really a subtle viral marketing campaign. I call this theory "Tom Scott is in the pocket of Big Red Shirt".

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"you've worn that shirt all week!"

"i was hoping it would make people stop talking to me, but obviously it didn't work"

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m like a cartoon character, my entire wardrobe is filled with exactly the same outfit.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have literally worn the same brand and style of clothes for well over a decade. There's photos of me from 12 years ago and I have the same Dickies pants and corporate(?) style polo on.

All the money I've saved on stylish clothes over the years have been spent more productively on... actually no I've wasted it. But still.

I wear a uniform during the week, and another on the weekend apparently.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You might see me in the same clothes
I had on last week, am I ashamed? No

NF - Motto

[–] pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

I don't even think about the "But I'm going to a different place. So it doesn't matter" part. I'll still wear it even if it's the same place

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck it, I'll even go to the same place with the same shirt. I'm crazy like that.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find a shirt that fits? I buy 20!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Clothes shopping is a one-in-a-decade event anyway

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jeans, sure. A shirt? That smells like laundry as soon as I take it off.

[–] Zorcron@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not necessarily the case with everyone. If it smells fine, who cares? Some days I get a little sweaty and only get one wear. Other days not so much, so I can get a few days.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah I am just lodging a reaction based on my body chemistry. YMMV.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My wife does this too. Not really just a boy thing.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

smells sweaty armpits

"Oh dam i should shower"

sprays linx africa for 10 seconds

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I wear my jeans until they get dirty and I don't care who notices.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the way my work functions is im in a different office 5 days a week. I wear the same jumper and slacks every day all week its great

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I wear the same jumper every day because the office is too damn cold. I just leave it in the office and bring it home maybe once a month to wash.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If no one saw you wear it twice, did you wear it twice ?

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wear the same shirt and panta all year round and change my t-shirt once a week.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 week ago

That sounds like a really easy way to get a yeast infection.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 week ago

I'm more like: my shirt is old an ugly but I'm on holiday and no one knows me here so it doesn't matter.

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Look at that 63 year old boy, just sitting there, in his shirt, that smells