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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 69 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to the same place, it still doesn't matter.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Agree. Wear it until it's ready for the laundry.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Until it's no longer structurally sound and falls off.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I bought a box with 100 t-shirts in the same colour do I don't have to choose

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's normal for people hounded by paparazzi though, wearing the same outfits constantly makes it harder to sell photos of you

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

He ages at half the speed of regular humans.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Plot twist: It‘s always the same shirt.

Leading to my favorite conspiracy theory, that his shirt choice is really a subtle viral marketing campaign. I call this theory "Tom Scott is in the pocket of Big Red Shirt".

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it's not smelly, no one can tell

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 17 points 6 days ago

If it passes the smell check, what the heck?

[–] pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago

I don't even think about the "But I'm going to a different place. So it doesn't matter" part. I'll still wear it even if it's the same place

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"you've worn that shirt all week!"

"i was hoping it would make people stop talking to me, but obviously it didn't work"

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m like a cartoon character, my entire wardrobe is filled with exactly the same outfit.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have literally worn the same brand and style of clothes for well over a decade. There's photos of me from 12 years ago and I have the same Dickies pants and corporate(?) style polo on.

All the money I've saved on stylish clothes over the years have been spent more productively on... actually no I've wasted it. But still.

I wear a uniform during the week, and another on the weekend apparently.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

You might see me in the same clothes
I had on last week, am I ashamed? No

NF - Motto

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

smells sweaty armpits

"Oh dam i should shower"

sprays linx africa for 10 seconds

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

If no one saw you wear it twice, did you wear it twice ?

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 6 days ago

Fuck it, I'll even go to the same place with the same shirt. I'm crazy like that.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 points 6 days ago
[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I find a shirt that fits? I buy 20!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Clothes shopping is a one-in-a-decade event anyway

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

My wife does this too. Not really just a boy thing.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jeans, sure. A shirt? That smells like laundry as soon as I take it off.

[–] Zorcron@piefed.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s not necessarily the case with everyone. If it smells fine, who cares? Some days I get a little sweaty and only get one wear. Other days not so much, so I can get a few days.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah I am just lodging a reaction based on my body chemistry. YMMV.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wear the same shirt and panta all year round and change my t-shirt once a week.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago

That sounds like a really easy way to get a yeast infection.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the way my work functions is im in a different office 5 days a week. I wear the same jumper and slacks every day all week its great

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I wear the same jumper every day because the office is too damn cold. I just leave it in the office and bring it home maybe once a month to wash.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

I wear my jeans until they get dirty and I don't care who notices.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 6 days ago

I'm more like: my shirt is old an ugly but I'm on holiday and no one knows me here so it doesn't matter.

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Look at that 63 year old boy, just sitting there, in his shirt, that smells