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I talk you into coming back to my place and this is what it looks like (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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What's your move?

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Complement you on your choice of Jarritos tamarind soda and tip my fedora before helping myself to some of those edamame looking pods

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

those are just straight up raw aloe vera leaves

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Where's the cocaine brick? I know you have one.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Insist on mixing my own drinks.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ask you for some corn chips and some Mountain Dew code red

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Of course m'lady

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Those better be synthetic furs

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

"where's your shitter"

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I'm stealing something off of a shelf when your back is turned

[–] Guillotine_Erotica@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

how did you get the time machine to work ?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Defenestration

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I have dreams about apartments like these, for some reason.

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Ask for the mirror

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I really hope that fur is fake. And really soft.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Is this the lounge from the squid game?

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

"your house looks ai generated :o"

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Find some way to get you away from the door while I am near it (maybe ask you to get something from the kitchen) and dip.