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I talk you into coming back to my place and this is what it looks like (hexbear.net)
submitted 19 hours ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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What's your move?

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

Insist on mixing my own drinks.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

Where's the cocaine brick? I know you have one.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

I have dreams about apartments like these, for some reason.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I really hope that fur is fake. And really soft.

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[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

Ask for the mirror

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

"your house looks ai generated :o"

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Complement you on your choice of Jarritos tamarind soda and tip my fedora before helping myself to some of those edamame looking pods

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

those are just straight up raw aloe vera leaves

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

"where's your shitter"

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

Those better be synthetic furs

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

I'm stealing something off of a shelf when your back is turned

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ask you for some corn chips and some Mountain Dew code red

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

Of course m'lady

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago

Is this the lounge from the squid game?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Defenestration

[–] Guillotine_Erotica@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

how did you get the time machine to work ?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 1 points 16 hours ago

Find some way to get you away from the door while I am near it (maybe ask you to get something from the kitchen) and dip.