Come into my house with shoes on and you'll be lucky to leave alive
I'm an American and you take your shoes off at the door, bub.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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Shoes on is fine... if you live in a barn.
I live in America.
If you don't take your shoes off in my house my wife will scatter your dismembered body across the hillside for the animals to feed on.
Living in Ohio (midwest U.S) its not entirely a yes or no and more of a "it depends". Ive noticed older people assume shoes on but anyone under 40 will either ask or assume shoes off at the door. Theres also a layer of midwest nice to the whole exchange of not wanting to inconvenience the other person, so you get situations where a party will start with everyone wearing shoes, but end with everyone shoeless.
The US one should be stripped, it varies state to state
Striped, yeah
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Buncha weirdoes ITT. As soon as I get in the door, my house or yours, you can bet I'm stripping down to just my shoes and nothing else.
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The only thing this map tells me is "Fuck the Colorblind"
What a shit map
France is a shoes off country. However during winter we have indoor slippers
As all the sane people do.
This is so incorrect it's funny. Shoes off in UK? When everyone has fucking carpets?
What does this comment even mean?
You walk with shoes on carpets??
They got it wrong in the message — uk is shoes off on the map (and no one wears shoes inside!)
UK is clearly "shoes on" on the map though, it's marked is green.
Shoes off is both nicer and keeps the house cleaner. My family has always been on this side of things, except the folk in the Midwest, so I don’t care if this gets me on a list somewhere. What? Are gonna send ice to deport me?
Can you prove your citizenship?
Not if we get him when he's returning from a grocery run.
Got dogs , humans take shoes off but irrelevant compared to dirt dogs track in
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How is it ok to lie on a white coach with your muddy shoes is completely beyond me.
the rules are different when you're rick james, bitch
Fuck yo couch!
Map is just bullshit. Wrong for france
I think Japan (and Korea?) need their own category where you take your shoes off but then your host provides you with clean sandals to wear inside.
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