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Make Up Cool Movie Names (hexbear.net)
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Grim Pickins'

Laundry! The Musical Part 1

The Diary of Horatio Mazell

Blink and You'll Miss It

The Cavern

Lactose: Intolerant

A Swift Flight to Anchorage

The Unlimited Fridge

Hootenany 2: Requiem

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pontiff No Return

The Death and Murder of Robert B. Lively

Death by Cloud

Death by Cloud 2: Revenge of Satan Lake

Death by Cloud 3: This Abomination, Earth!

Bear Witness: The Trial of Yogi Bear

Poor Me, Pour Me

The Fustigators

I Will Punch Your Head!

And Kick You Too!: I Will Punch Your Head Part 2

Snake Oil Sunrise: A Phineas Q. Swenson Mystery

Deadly Doll

White Snow, Red Blood

Laserslave

Laserslave 2: Civil Laser War

I Kill Cops

Shoot Every Pig: I Kill Cops 2

Bad Times In Skeletontown

Wet

Return To Castle Thundercastle

A Billion Boiled Bastards

I should probably stop here or we'll all be here for hours

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

These are fantastic!

I Will Punch Your Head! Literally put me into a giggle fit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aw shucks... undyne-owo

I should probably write some of these as actual movies

And also get back to editing my book more for publishing

Creating is hard

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Making up names is easy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I already have pitches for most of these, because that's how my brain works

I don't think Warner Brothers will want a movie where Yogi Bear is on trial for killing Ranger Ben, but it would certainly be a lot better than those ghoulish Pooh: Blood and Honey movies

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd love to hear em, but it's Ranger Smith, not Ben

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know, he's the new rookie ranger who tragically dies on his first day out of Ranger academy

Ranger Smith spends the movie in a deep depression, blaming himself for letting the rookie go out solo

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's a pretty big chance you arent Canadian but are you familiar with Red Green? But Ranger Gord being brought in would make a lot of narrative sense and be and amazing crossover

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

PBS affiliates in some northern states used to have the Red Green Show late at night. I think all the episodes are legit on youtube now.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

About as familiar as I am with Trailer Park Boys

Which is to say I should watch it again, see some more Randy Bo-bandy

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Well, if my wife Bernice is watching this episode, Ill be coming straight home after the meeting. To the rest of you...keep your stick on the ice "

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wet

Is this italicised cos it's a foreign film?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking more of a taut thriller where the twist is that the POV character is assassinated at the end if the first act and the perspective changes to follow the assassin, why they carried out the hit and their effort to escape fhe authorities

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

leo-point green light this fucker immediately

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Armenian Sniper

Armenian Psycho

Captain Armenia

Armenian History X

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Time Yeti 2: Whendigo

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had an idea for a low budget Yeti based horror movie for almost 20 years now

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My big Yeti based idea is a sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, that is Harry Truman: Yeti Fighter. The twist is that the polio was a cover-up, FDR was paralyzed by a Yeti breaking his back.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna make a genuine yeti horror movie. I was thinking for cheap doing a fake found footage style would be best. I was thinking a fake lost attempt at everest. The environment is scary enough without being hunted and altitude sickness can become part of it. I have it all figured out

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, there is definitely a hook of some Into Thin Air type of a thing where the protagonist has to plan out a further excursion up the mountain and against the altitude sickness and dangerous enough weather to kill the person even without the yeti, so that the yeti moves away from some bottleneck point and the protagonist can circle back and get behind them and have an opening for both moving further down the mountain and away from the yeti. You could really pull off a man vs nature and man vs man (yeti) dual antagonism that would work really well.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Farm 3: Revenge of the Field

Bad Assessor (It is a spiritual sequel to bad Lieutenant about an IRS agent that is doing a lot of coke and drugs and has tons of gambling debt that takes down a mob boss for tax evasion, like Capone)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mummy Wraps and Frankenfurtersteins: Haloween Home Cooking With Mistress Vixen Vonova

The Unholy Grail

Sequel: The Movie

Fire Ants

A Horse Named 🐎

The Capillary Effect (1973)

The Capillary Effect: Origins (2016)

Vanity Slayer

Surfboard

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sequel: The Movie

I am psyched psyched PSYCHED for this film

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

The film of the novel of the book of the novel

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

treason for reason

2reason2treason

Tr3son: dubai rift

Reason4treason

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sombrebros: los muchachos muy poderosos

Why did you steal my femur

Topaz 2: The Lemur with the Femur

It Will Keep On Following You (the original swedish version of It Follows, direct translation)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why did you steal my femur

This is a college frat comedy set at a med school.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A Heapful of Grains

For a Few Heaps More

The Number, The Grains, and The Heap

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Ah yes. The Heap trilogy. Previously known as The Grain Trilogy before the director's cuts

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

No one is sure when the Grain Trilogy became the Heap Trilogy

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

dictator's cut*.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Metaphorical

The Domain

Beyond logic

The Covfefe Effect

Todd Revanchist the Revengancer

A.L.L.E.G.O.R.Y

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bad crops

wipe free

Meet 'n' Fuck Kingdom

Wild and cold

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Slinky N' Kinky

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's actually a Toy Story ripoff about a fully functioning slinky and one with a few kinks in it meeting and becoming romantically and literally entangled on their quest down the stairs.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Goon With the Wind

3 Fast 3 Furious

The Clothed Gun

Film at Eleven

Ocean's Six-Seven

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bad Doctor

Nuggets of Little Consequences

Another Man's Pants

Milkshake: The Thickening

Four Unicycles

John Carpenter's Lunchbox

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

These are all great!

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks!

(original screenplays do not steal)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

John Carpenter's Lunchbox

On my watch list

[–] ashestoashes@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've had a title I've always wanted to use somehow: "Only Nightmares Last Forever"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fatal Chain

Ghostpike

Before the Wall

Magnum Blue

Vertical Gaze

Switchboard 2

Somnium

Zqube

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Barbell

The Great Retreat

Foreign Dispatch

Singing Telegram

Slingin' Telegram (the parody where he's a drug dealer)

Edwin VS Glint: The Quest for the Most Massive Crouton, a Documentary in 3 Parts

Small Blankets, Big Bed

Rifken: The Murder/Baseball Connection

Tempest of Veilhalm 2: Rise of the Arminaurs

Big Filthy Cupboard

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Filthy Frank: The Benjamin Franklin Story by Patriots With Attitude Productions

Fortunate Slam

They Called Him 'Slam'

"Slam": A Biopic

Bailey's Crude Party

Torrance the Firefly

Zanzerbuild act3: Reroof - A Part Timer's Exchange

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

The one that got away and then came back (with friends)

MICCorp 2: The rebombing

The Torment of Kissinger 3: Meeting with cerberus

The A's of space: Astral projections from Alpha Centauri

[–] Vostok_@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Sundial Protocol

Paradox of Paradise

The Spark That Set The World On Fire

Shattered Crown

Severed Chains

The Final War

Eradicating Malady

Ending Famine

Curing Death

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think you could just take random concepts from science and make them into titles, I mean "Three body problem" did it. But I think biology has better names imho.

Red Queen Hypothesis

The Sigma Factor

The Founder Effect (This one is about how cool CEOs are unfortunately)

White Coat Syndrome

Cri du chat (This is a french art film)

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shit Ass 2: Leaky Whole