Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
I think you could just take random concepts from science and make them into titles, I mean "Three body problem" did it. But I think biology has better names imho.
Red Queen Hypothesis
The Sigma Factor
The Founder Effect (This one is about how cool CEOs are unfortunately)
White Coat Syndrome
Cri du chat (This is a french art film)
The Sundial Protocol
Paradox of Paradise
The Spark That Set The World On Fire
Shattered Crown
Severed Chains
The Final War
Eradicating Malady
Ending Famine
Curing Death
The one that got away and then came back (with friends)
MICCorp 2: The rebombing
The Torment of Kissinger 3: Meeting with cerberus
The A's of space: Astral projections from Alpha Centauri
Birmingham by the sea. Its like Manchester by the sea but even more depressing
Shit Ass 2: Leaky Whole
Fatal Chain
Ghostpike
Before the Wall
Magnum Blue
Vertical Gaze
Switchboard 2
Somnium
Zqube
Sombrebros: los muchachos muy poderosos
Why did you steal my femur
Topaz 2: The Lemur with the Femur
It Will Keep On Following You (the original swedish version of It Follows, direct translation)
Why did you steal my femur
This is a college frat comedy set at a med school.
Armenian Sniper
Armenian Psycho
Captain Armenia
Armenian History X
I've had a title I've always wanted to use somehow: "Only Nightmares Last Forever"
Goon With the Wind
3 Fast 3 Furious
The Clothed Gun
Film at Eleven
Ocean's Six-Seven
Time Yeti 2: Whendigo
I've had an idea for a low budget Yeti based horror movie for almost 20 years now
My big Yeti based idea is a sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, that is Harry Truman: Yeti Fighter. The twist is that the polio was a cover-up, FDR was paralyzed by a Yeti breaking his back.
I wanna make a genuine yeti horror movie. I was thinking for cheap doing a fake found footage style would be best. I was thinking a fake lost attempt at everest. The environment is scary enough without being hunted and altitude sickness can become part of it. I have it all figured out
Yeah, there is definitely a hook of some Into Thin Air type of a thing where the protagonist has to plan out a further excursion up the mountain and against the altitude sickness and dangerous enough weather to kill the person even without the yeti, so that the yeti moves away from some bottleneck point and the protagonist can circle back and get behind them and have an opening for both moving further down the mountain and away from the yeti. You could really pull off a man vs nature and man vs man (yeti) dual antagonism that would work really well.
Mummy Wraps and Frankenfurtersteins: Haloween Home Cooking With Mistress Vixen Vonova
The Unholy Grail
Sequel: The Movie
Fire Ants
A Horse Named 🐎
The Capillary Effect (1973)
The Capillary Effect: Origins (2016)
Vanity Slayer
Surfboard
The film of the novel of the book of the novel
Sequel: The Movie
I am psyched psyched PSYCHED for this film
Pontiff No Return
The Death and Murder of Robert B. Lively
Death by Cloud
Death by Cloud 2: Revenge of Satan Lake
Death by Cloud 3: This Abomination, Earth!
Bear Witness: The Trial of Yogi Bear
Poor Me, Pour Me
The Fustigators
I Will Punch Your Head!
And Kick You Too!: I Will Punch Your Head Part 2
Snake Oil Sunrise: A Phineas Q. Swenson Mystery
Deadly Doll
White Snow, Red Blood
Laserslave
Laserslave 2: Civil Laser War
I Kill Cops
Shoot Every Pig: I Kill Cops 2
Bad Times In Skeletontown
Wet
Return To Castle Thundercastle
A Billion Boiled Bastards
I should probably stop here or we'll all be here for hours
Wet
Is this italicised cos it's a foreign film?
I was thinking more of a taut thriller where the twist is that the POV character is assassinated at the end if the first act and the perspective changes to follow the assassin, why they carried out the hit and their effort to escape fhe authorities
green light this fucker immediately
These are fantastic!
I Will Punch Your Head! Literally put me into a giggle fit
Aw shucks... 
I should probably write some of these as actual movies
And also get back to editing my book more for publishing
Creating is hard
Making up names is easy
I already have pitches for most of these, because that's how my brain works
I don't think Warner Brothers will want a movie where Yogi Bear is on trial for killing Ranger Ben, but it would certainly be a lot better than those ghoulish Pooh: Blood and Honey movies
I'd love to hear em, but it's Ranger Smith, not Ben
I know, he's the new rookie ranger who tragically dies on his first day out of Ranger academy
Ranger Smith spends the movie in a deep depression, blaming himself for letting the rookie go out solo
There's a pretty big chance you arent Canadian but are you familiar with Red Green? But Ranger Gord being brought in would make a lot of narrative sense and be and amazing crossover
PBS affiliates in some northern states used to have the Red Green Show late at night. I think all the episodes are legit on youtube now.
About as familiar as I am with Trailer Park Boys
Which is to say I should watch it again, see some more Randy Bo-bandy
"Well, if my wife Bernice is watching this episode, Ill be coming straight home after the meeting. To the rest of you...keep your stick on the ice "
A Heapful of Grains
For a Few Heaps More
The Number, The Grains, and The Heap
Ah yes. The Heap trilogy. Previously known as The Grain Trilogy before the director's cuts
dictator's cut*.
No one is sure when the Grain Trilogy became the Heap Trilogy
Farm 3: Revenge of the Field
Bad Assessor (It is a spiritual sequel to bad Lieutenant about an IRS agent that is doing a lot of coke and drugs and has tons of gambling debt that takes down a mob boss for tax evasion, like Capone)
Bad crops
wipe free
Meet 'n' Fuck Kingdom
Wild and cold
treason for reason
2reason2treason
Tr3son: dubai rift
Reason4treason
The Metaphorical
The Domain
Beyond logic
The Covfefe Effect
Todd Revanchist the Revengancer
A.L.L.E.G.O.R.Y
Filthy Frank: The Benjamin Franklin Story by Patriots With Attitude Productions
Fortunate Slam
They Called Him 'Slam'
"Slam": A Biopic
Bailey's Crude Party
Torrance the Firefly
Zanzerbuild act3: Reroof - A Part Timer's Exchange
Slinky N' Kinky
It's actually a Toy Story ripoff about a fully functioning slinky and one with a few kinks in it meeting and becoming romantically and literally entangled on their quest down the stairs.
Barbell
The Great Retreat
Foreign Dispatch
Singing Telegram
Slingin' Telegram (the parody where he's a drug dealer)
Edwin VS Glint: The Quest for the Most Massive Crouton, a Documentary in 3 Parts
Small Blankets, Big Bed
Rifken: The Murder/Baseball Connection
Tempest of Veilhalm 2: Rise of the Arminaurs
Big Filthy Cupboard
Bad Doctor
Nuggets of Little Consequences
Another Man's Pants
Milkshake: The Thickening
Four Unicycles
John Carpenter's Lunchbox
John Carpenter's Lunchbox
On my watch list
These are all great!
Thanks!
(original screenplays do not steal)
