this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 year ago

Shut up, man

--President of the United States, Joe Biden

[–] StinkySnork@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have to politely request at times?

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. Sometimes you got to say please.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes you got to say hey!

[–] fence_prude@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣

[–] ialvoi@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

[–] art@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

He was so real for saying that.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bignuts700@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak

[–] GiantRascal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And I've never sexually harassed anyone... I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"When you get angry at your dick because you're on Viagra yet can't nut"

Joe's ready to break some hips...his or Jill's.

Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.

/s if it wasn't obvious.

[–] Fish@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It's good to be the king.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

he was so real for saying that

[–] w00tabaga@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Fucked my hopes and dreams.