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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 34 points 2 months ago

You would never have been able to afford to eat this during rationing, that's an entire family's cheese allowance for a week.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

TBH, onion sandwich is delicious. Never tried with cheese tho

(Just sliced onion and a lil bit of oil (I use soy oil because it's what we use, and it's cheap here, but I guess olive oil may work) in a baguette. You can add a pinch of salt or pepper if you want)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TBH, cheese sandwich is delicious. Never tried with onion tho

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBH, cheese and onions are delicious, Never tried as a sandwich tho.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you miss the part where Churchill is dead?!

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's burning in hell. I'm savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 months ago

A hint of brown mustard?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

American here. Why is Churchill burning in hell? He lead your country through WWII and D-Day.

........wait. Are you a nazi supporter?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He did do that, but was also big racist. Not nearly as motivated as Hitler, but similar viewpoints.

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Also helped create the UN, welfare state and a minimum wage.

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[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

You should try a Hemingway sandwich. It's peanut butter and a slice of onion on bread. It is surprisingly delicious, savory, sweet, nutty...

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Come on now, OP. What ever other criticism you may level at that sandwich, you can't say that cheese and raw onion is lacking in flavour.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You do have a point. It certainly would make the eyes water. Really great to eat before a date so she knows you take gourmet food seriously.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just gotta grill that shit and everyone will be drooling for it

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would assume that the texture of the onion is part of the appeal. So if you grill it you've got to either toast the bread or add a few chips to get that crunch.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

If you toast it in an oven or grill it in a pan just slightly, the onion will still be crunchy and so will the bread. You’re not caramelizing the onions.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cheese and onion is a pretty strong flavor.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Deliciously so.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it healthy? No.

But does it taste good? Also no.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I don't know onions are tasty, cheese is tasty, I don't see how this isn't tasty.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

I would eat that. Who doesn't like cheese or onions?

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If you have the opportunity, consider Limburger with onion on a nice rye bread

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[–] TwodogsFighting 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I like how you look at a picture of a dude eating a raw onion and a slab of cheese on a roll and think "fucking Americans."

Yawn yawn yawn, get new material Lemmy.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

And you think "brittish food bad and bland" is some kind of revolutionary humour here?

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[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Emphasis on the “slab”. I add a cheese slice to my sandwich and feel indulgent.

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[–] tresspass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

> spends centuries conquering the world for spices

> doesn't even use them

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Don’t get high on your own supply? 🤷

[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As a brit, this actually looks pretty tasty!

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You people are broken.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

9/10 for ingredients

2/10 for prep/cooking

Cut that onion in half to make 2 disks, then quarter those, add just enough water to steam, cover and cook until soft or the water steams away, add butter and sautee until the onions are medium brown. Cube the cheese and add to the onions, stir until melted, add a pinch of flour, maybe a crushed and minced clove of garlic and cook for another minute, salt and pepper to taste. Butter and toast the inside of the roll spread the cheese and onion mixture.

Consider taking an antacid if you can't handle garlic and onion.

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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Americans are not going to like what I am about to say: Beans on Toast is a great meal.

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It actually doesn't sound half bad, but for breakfast? I couldn't.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At least caramelize the onions and melt the cheese first.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Grill the onion and melt the cheese

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

A good bun. A tasty onion. Flavourful cheese. What's not to like? If it was an American factory bread-like bun with American Cheese, the onion might still make it edible.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Make that into a grilled cheese and you have an epic sandwich.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I tried one the last time this tired low rent meme came through. It was okay. I had no problem eating it.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not red Leicester. They're in Leicester, the town.

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