Okay so she was DEFINITELY that Jx person in the epstein files, fucking freak piece of shit
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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What did they do? Don't remember that leak.
The exchanges I actually read were her getting invited to pedo parties and being like I would but the timing doesn't line up, Ill be in town X date how's that? sort of thing, I saw it posted here yesterday and barely paid attention honestly, but the signature stuck with me because someone was like hey maybe its not JKR, lots of women sign their name as Jx statistically speaking etc
There were tons of screenshots but I couldn't be fucked I hate reading my own emails let alone pedo ones, so Im not actually sure if any of the occurances implicated this Jx but I'm just going to continue assuming that every rich and famous person is a depraved sex criminal who should be tossed into a pit
But NAW this is now case closed for me that the Jx person is JKR, not that she needed any other crimes on her tab for her to earn painful execution
She's talking about this thread from earlier today: https://hexbear.net/post/7537310
That thread + this makes her look wildly guilty, ngl
She really named her boat after the repeated cycle of reincarnation that comes from the inability to detach from worldly desires and start care for all living beings, huh?
She heard "cycle of ignorance and hunger, trapped by desire for fleeting sensory pleasures" and thought 
I'm torn between "They're dabbing on us, they're the hungry ghosts irl and they will not rest until the world is swallowed whole" and "the author whose only notable Asian character was named Cho Chang probably has no idea what the word means and someone pulled a funny prank"
Wait... What's wrong with "Cho Chang"???
Cho is a Korean surname and Chang is a Chinese one. It's kinda like calling your Irish character McGregor O'Conner
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In isolation, nothing much at all. But all her non-WASP characters have lazy, stereotypical names, so it's a little more suspicious. Combine that with knowing she's an enormous bigot in real life, and yeah, there might be a problem with that.
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This 100% convinces me that the theory is correct and the Jx signature is her in the files. You do not start covering up your tracks unless people are dangerously close to a secret you don't want out there.
well what's the Jx signature about, I'm not readin' this shit and I haven't seen a post here about it, inform my ignorance please it's what I need you people for
edit: nevermind I scrolled down 
For anyone else wondering, there are some harry potter related emails where the signature matches the way Rowling signs her tweets: 
thx for doin' the lord's work
readin' this shit is giving me /r/dncleak and /r/pizzagate flashbacks, same incestuous web of every one of these ruling class dipshits knowing and partying with each other, same weird coded language (i.e. the probably drug related "have more fun on pizza or pasta" thing from pizzagate) which I cannot understand the intended appearance, like, the "agin invited" "agin appropriate" thing is just so weird it stands out and draws attention so why the fuck say it
Yeah except I don't think any of the pizzagate shit was real, just weird af connections and behaviour. Whereas in this case what we're looking at is waaaaay more grounded in reality.
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ooooooooooooooooh allllll that concern for women and girls..........
Projection. Think about what the worst thing they might be funding and pushing for or know that the people they're in cahoots with are doing while keeping that in mind.
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lol, this reminds me of, back in the day of a single shared family computer, how my brother would just wipe the entire browser history after visiting "certain sites" which made it even more obvious what he was up to
A weird thing with opsec is that wiping all records isn't always good opsec lol
"JK Rowling's superyacht Samsara"
I'm surprised it's not called something like "N-word Mc(T-slur)face"
She might have named it that because she thought it was a fancy slur
Not unlikely lol
Samsara
Straight up, she saw the allegations and said "I want in"
Praying that she runs into Scylla and/or Charybdis
She'd be really stuck between a rock and hard place then
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Probably a coincidence that this is right after the latest Epstein drop.
The British yearn for nonce island
She was transshipping oil for Russia because of their TERF politics and is currently seeking asylum in Bahrain
Oh wait she went to that fucking island didnβt she?
A stop in St Barths for sure
That means you are legally allowed to sink it, as it doesnβt exist. Wooden paneling burns so brightly
Something something you will not escape samsara
You're in Samsara now, little priest. Now you meet the yellow Lama.
Billionaire ghouls and yachts, man.
If they love the sea so much why don't they move there like the Oceangate billionaire?
She's returned to the Realm of Magic and Wizards and Shit from whence she came. She can take up her old wizard name Hatefillius Bigotmold and hang out with Hagrid or whatever
The billionaires continue to dab on anyone who thinks the law is a real thing
βOh shit oh fuckβ
Turns out JK Rowling was an epstein pal too, it never ends.
Reminds me of a tik tok skit playing on these kinds of social medias, this guy is like everyone famous is somehow connected to epstein I'm sick of learning about it, at least my idol winnie the poo is clean, then it flashes to a picture of winnie the poo smiling the epstein and he's like dammit.
I'm paraphrasing from memory but seriously, it's like everyone connected to the Ivy Leagues, and their English equivalents in their private pig sodomizing clubs (Cameron reference, noted pig fucker, hazing bullshit they also offer a 50 pound note to a poor, snatch it back and burn it, ha ha right?) Burn them all down to the ground. Raze the establishment, it's the only way to recover.
typical slytherin behaviour
ctrl f: Rowling
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