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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

This 100% convinces me that the theory is correct and the Jx signature is her in the files. You do not start covering up your tracks unless people are dangerously close to a secret you don't want out there.

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

ooooooooooooooooh allllll that concern for women and girls..........

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

Projection. Think about what the worst thing they might be funding and pushing for or know that the people they're in cahoots with are doing while keeping that in mind.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

well what's the Jx signature about, I'm not readin' this shit and I haven't seen a post here about it, inform my ignorance please it's what I need you people for

edit: nevermind I scrolled down bean

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For anyone else wondering, there are some harry potter related emails where the signature matches the way Rowling signs her tweets:

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

thx for doin' the lord's work

readin' this shit is giving me /r/dncleak and /r/pizzagate flashbacks, same incestuous web of every one of these ruling class dipshits knowing and partying with each other, same weird coded language (i.e. the probably drug related "have more fun on pizza or pasta" thing from pizzagate) which I cannot understand the intended appearance, like, the "agin invited" "agin appropriate" thing is just so weird it stands out and draws attention so why the fuck say it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah except I don't think any of the pizzagate shit was real, just weird af connections and behaviour. Whereas in this case what we're looking at is waaaaay more grounded in reality.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

name a single other conspiracy theory that got deleted entirely from reddit

the u.s. is led by a clan of pedophiles but uhhh not like that

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 14 points 13 hours ago

Turns out JK Rowling was an epstein pal too, it never ends.

Reminds me of a tik tok skit playing on these kinds of social medias, this guy is like everyone famous is somehow connected to epstein I'm sick of learning about it, at least my idol winnie the poo is clean, then it flashes to a picture of winnie the poo smiling the epstein and he's like dammit.

I'm paraphrasing from memory but seriously, it's like everyone connected to the Ivy Leagues, and their English equivalents in their private pig sodomizing clubs (Cameron reference, noted pig fucker, hazing bullshit they also offer a 50 pound note to a poor, snatch it back and burn it, ha ha right?) Burn them all down to the ground. Raze the establishment, it's the only way to recover.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

typical slytherin behaviour

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 67 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

She really named her boat after the repeated cycle of reincarnation that comes from the inability to detach from worldly desires and start care for all living beings, huh?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The swastika represents samsara. Coincidence?

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Louder than a dog whistle. Dog fog horn.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

it's a type of device for text communication, trip logging, gps, etc. just a brand. truckers use them too

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

According to the Wikipedia page, which for some sad reason exists, Rowling named it herself.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 32 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

She heard "cycle of ignorance and hunger, trapped by desire for fleeting sensory pleasures" and thought xok

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 31 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

I'm torn between "They're dabbing on us, they're the hungry ghosts irl and they will not rest until the world is swallowed whole" and "the author whose only notable Asian character was named Cho Chang probably has no idea what the word means and someone pulled a funny prank"

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 29 points 15 hours ago

That means you are legally allowed to sink it, as it doesn’t exist. Wooden paneling burns so brightly

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 75 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Okay so she was DEFINITELY that Jx person in the epstein files, fucking freak piece of shit

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 26 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

What did they do? Don't remember that leak.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The exchanges I actually read were her getting invited to pedo parties and being like I would but the timing doesn't line up, Ill be in town X date how's that? sort of thing, I saw it posted here yesterday and barely paid attention honestly, but the signature stuck with me because someone was like hey maybe its not JKR, lots of women sign their name as Jx statistically speaking etc

There were tons of screenshots but I couldn't be fucked I hate reading my own emails let alone pedo ones, so Im not actually sure if any of the occurances implicated this Jx but I'm just going to continue assuming that every rich and famous person is a depraved sex criminal who should be tossed into a pit

But NAW this is now case closed for me that the Jx person is JKR, not that she needed any other crimes on her tab for her to earn painful execution

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago

She's talking about this thread from earlier today: https://hexbear.net/post/7537310

That thread + this makes her look wildly guilty, ngl

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 18 points 15 hours ago

The billionaires continue to dab on anyone who thinks the law is a real thing

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

lol, this reminds me of, back in the day of a single shared family computer, how my brother would just wipe the entire browser history after visiting "certain sites" which made it even more obvious what he was up to

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 35 points 17 hours ago

A weird thing with opsec is that wiping all records isn't always good opsec lol

ctrl f: Rowling

[–] RION@hexbear.net 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Something something you will not escape samsara

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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 35 points 18 hours ago

Probably a coincidence that this is right after the latest Epstein drop.

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 35 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

She was transshipping oil for Russia because of their TERF politics and is currently seeking asylum in Bahrain

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 27 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Oh wait she went to that fucking island didn’t she?

A stop in St Barths for sure

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

Strange behavior, ya. But Rowling didn't buy the yacht till 2023.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 44 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"JK Rowling's superyacht Samsara"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 31 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm surprised it's not called something like "N-word Mc(T-slur)face"

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 18 hours ago
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 43 points 20 hours ago

Straight up, she saw the allegations and said "I want in"

[–] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Billionaire ghouls and yachts, man.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 24 points 17 hours ago

If they love the sea so much why don't they move there like the Oceangate billionaire?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Praying that she runs into Scylla and/or Charybdis

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Personally I'm hoping that a witch turns her into a pig.

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 36 points 19 hours ago

The British yearn for nonce island

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