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Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you're sticking bombs up your arse, you clearly don't have much toulouse

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

On the contrary: if you're able to stick entire bombs up your arse, it's much too loose!

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ba-dum tssssssssssssssssssssssss.....

EVERYBODY OUT!!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why? Do you have a bomb up your arse?

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

My arse IS the bomb!

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago

This many years later and we're still finding shells in the most unexpected places.

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

we got a darwin award winner right here. Find a ww1 explosive? better inside it up my arse to check.

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No we don't. He's fine ....

are shells explosive or just heavy/huge bullets? I know the ones with the tiny button on their nose, but I thought it was during WW2.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The most surprising aspect of the case, however, is that this isn’t the first time someone has shown up at a hospital with an explosive projectile lodged in their rectum. In 2022, in Toulon, an 88-year-old man arrived at the hospital with a similar shell in the same location. There was another case in the UK in 2021, although on that occasion the object was somewhat more modern, dating back to World War II.

I'm at a loss for words, how are there multiple cases of guys sticking world war ammunitions up their asses?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In case you're new to the internet, anything remotely available that can fit up a human ass is likely to do so.

Although public service announcement that you should stick to purpose-built butt plugs, if you want to stay out of the hospital.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Do you need to go world war number one or world war number two?

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Isn't this part of The Twelve Monkeys movie?

*Rectum!? It nearly killed him!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

I mean, we've all done it, right? Right?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 days ago

Another one? Want the last one German or something?

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Is frenchman the EUs version of Floridaman?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

A man walks into a bar with a waste pipe stuck in his head and orders a drink. "Are you sure you're okay to drink?" asks the bartender. The man replies "I find it a bit draining, but I'm fine."

was it food grade rusty iron? Doesn't look safe, hopefully is up to date with his tetanus vaccine