Greentext

Reminds me of the summer I was dating this waitress who worked at the place i was cooking at. After work her and I and another waitress and my buddy were all going to a big beach party. The other waitress took some E and talked my buddy into driving separately.

When we arrived my buddy said the girl he drove kept saying she wanted to just stay home, skipping the party. So he took her back and dropped her off. He apparently miss the part where she wanted him to skip it too.

Took him another decade to lose his v-card.

This guy is a lucky bastard and the funny part is he doesn't even know.

It's like the kid who's excited to work some day and get the fuck out of school. I just smile and nod, maybe pat them on the shoulder and say "you're a good kid"

I misread "sister" without the friend part and I momentarily heard Sweet Home Alabama in my head, just for a moment.

He drew pepe like that one shot of Mello from death note lol

Saying no because you don't feel like it and/or you're being asked on a date in a demeaning way shouldn't be trumped by the feeling that you might not get another chance and you're pathetic for being a virgin.

fake: no no, this happened

gay: self-evident

One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!

For anyone who might feel similarly to anon - no. No it would not have been a turning point.

Why? Because dating is a matchmaking problem. Whether you are looking to hook up or get hitched, you need to sort out the partners who are a good match for you from those which aren't. So if all anon wanted was any girl to be romantic with him for the rest of his life, and if this girl happened to be his perfect match, then sure, maybe his life would be different. But if anything goes wrong in this plan - which it almost certainly will - then even if this girl kisses him, blows him, fucks his brains out, or dates him for a while, once she peaces, he is right back where he started. No bitches, and no idea how to get them.

The turning point in anon's life can't be when someone else just hands him what he wants by sheer chance. A real turning point can only happen if anon makes the choice to change his life of his own accord. Because when anon makes a choice to do something - like learn to dress better, or go to therapy, or politely introduce himself to an attractive stranger - then he is creating a repeatable strategy for improving his life.

Anon has priorities.

Why are greentexts always about guys' first romantic experiences