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Anon looks back (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the summer I was dating this waitress who worked at the place i was cooking at. After work her and I and another waitress and my buddy were all going to a big beach party. The other waitress took some E and talked my buddy into driving separately.

When we arrived my buddy said the girl he drove kept saying she wanted to just stay home, skipping the party. So he took her back and dropped her off. He apparently miss the part where she wanted him to skip it too.

Took him another decade to lose his v-card.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 6 hours ago

had to sit here and figure out that the other waitress was not transfem and was just taking ecstasy