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[โ€“] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I misread "sister" without the friend part and I momentarily heard Sweet Home Alabama in my head, just for a moment.

[โ€“] embed_me@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

Same but it was a green text so didn't even bat an eye