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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This guy is a lucky bastard and the funny part is he doesn't even know.

It's like the kid who's excited to work some day and get the fuck out of school. I just smile and nod, maybe pat them on the shoulder and say "you're a good kid"