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settles my tummy to see a big boat stuck in times like these

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

What an Evergreen meme.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man... I miss the Ever Given... I miss my big booty boat wife... I just want her back.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

qin-shi-huangdi-fireball but he's shooting unlimited snow balls

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

The snow is stored in the balls

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Gotta send a third boat to get stuck now

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

FREIGHTER SAM LAUD

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Kimberly would like to give Sam a tug job but it’s too cold out.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

being stuck on a boat (up to a limit of a couple days) gotta be a gold standard of chilling, almost all the usual work is cancelled and you all just hang out

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do boats like that have a bar on board somewhere?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

If there's sailors there's liquor.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

New typ'a porn just dropped.

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

this has been an actual genre since the Ever Given, people made oopsie i'm stuck furry porn of that boat and everything

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

For as much of my life as I spend on the internet, I do find myself quite happy that there are so many things that I do not find myself stumbling in to.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Who needs their shipussy tugged?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the ice encasement of the tug Kimberly Joy by the freighter Sam Laud

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Kim was going to meet Sam but they couldn't break the ice between them.

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Aww man i didnt get Tickets this year

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Sure, that's cool and all, but when is Ansarallah going to blockade the Great Lakes?

if i was stuck on a boat in the ice, i would organize a watch party of Season 1 of The Terror.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I saw the freighter the other day when I knew the lake was frozen over and wondered if it was stuck. Guess it was!