A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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You responded to my DM? I was sure it was a scam.
Oh, no lovely lady we are certainly Real.
You Fool! I know that but what kind of an idiot would announce their presence?
Wwhat?
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Gotta do some ponderin on that orb
The link is broken. Please fix
Try pondering your orb now
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yeaa
But they have little fluffy clouds!
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I take off my robe and wizard hat
I cast ensnare
I cast entangle
I cast wall of thorns
I cast cloud of bees
I cast cone of coelacanths
I cast rain of spiders
I cast whip of licorice
I cast curse of now every time you kiss someone they say you kiss like a fish
I cast fireball for good measure once or twice
I cast that one memory charm that makes you think you been at the piggly wiggly when you just been on fire
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Maybe he can pull me out of a hat 😉 .
With a wizard it is both
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is that an 8.5" phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me
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Do you know how to make a red apple green?