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I live on the edge of the soda / pop line in western NY. I grew up firmly in soda land, and that's what I call it.

What is pop? That's your daddy. Or music. Or goes the weasel. Certainly not your beverage, man.

At least we don't call everything coke, I guess.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

K-Soda Demon Hunters.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Control those shitposts

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I know more than one person that calls it "sodee pops"

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Midwest used to call it "dope"

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's just a regional dialect thing. Where I grew up, we called it "coke," even if it was a Dr. Pepper. That's the only one that is truly irredeemably wrong.

I had to train myself to call them something else. (I chose "sodas" because that was the only alternative I knew.)

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago
[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coke makes more sense than pop, since coca cola was literally named after the term.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was named after the coca in it

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I think that's what their saying, since coke/cocaine and coke/coca cola are both named coke because of the same chemical.

I dunno which came first tho, far as I can tell cocaine in both drug and drink form started getting called coke around 1900-1910. The coca-cola company didn't like the nickname, they advertised you saying the name in full, they didn't actually copyright "coke" for coca-cola it till the 1940's.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago

I would also like them to know that I hate them

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I grew up in a “pop” part of the country. Then moved to a “soda” part of the country for a while and not only did I change my word usage, but I decided I liked “soda” better because it was a more accurate description of the beverage.

I have since moved back to my old “pop” area and I still use “soda” and I get weird looks. One of my friends even called me a traitor.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Modern carbonated beverages do not use soda, and they haven't since the 1800s.

"Pop" is from the sound you get when opening a bottle.

I'd say one is much more applicable than the other.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a can drinker, that's the reason I call them "Crrrsppppclick glug glug glug".

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Crrrsppppclick glug glug glug

Careful! You might start a war against a distant galaxy!

Context quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • Narrator: It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives. But the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said, "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel, " a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far, far back in time, across almost infinite reaches of space, to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black-jewelled battle shorts were meeting for the last time, when a dreadful silence fell. And at that very moment, the words "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel" drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable. So the opposing battle fleets decided to settle their remaining differences, in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands of years, the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming onto the planet Earth, where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So... you're one of those who quotes HGttG for everything, huh? Even if it's only vaguely relevant, even if that means going on a 5-minute monologue, even if nobody asked for that?

I like you.

I mean, only when the association pops up in my ADHD-addled mind, but yes, I DO sometimes indulge the impulse even when the connection wouldn't be immediately obvious to anyone else, because why not? 😁

And I'm sure you're a swell guy/gal/other as well 🫶😁

“Pop” is from the sound you get when opening a bottle.

It's not champagne. I'd probably be ok with calling it "fizz" or something though.

I don't know the onomatopoeia for opening a can, but I wouldn't call that a "pop" either.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

And then there's the weirdos who call everything Coke.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Still less weird than all those bourgeois that call everything by the brand name.

"Ooh, but it's a different chemical compound, look at me, I'm so important!" I DON'T CARE! If it's a powder and it's white, it gets the same name as everything else.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who would win: people who call every soda "Coke" or moms who call every console "Nintendo"?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Moms 10 times out of 10, no contest

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I'll accept either "soda" or "pop", but I will never accept those "everything is a coke" freaks

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] lps2@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'll die on this hill - no one calls everything Coke and those who claim so haven't been in the South especially the area around Atlanta. "Coke" is used as an example - for instance, "Hey, can I get you anything? Coke, beer, water, or something?" Yes, they mean they have soda one of which is coke. No one would say, "hey, can you get me a coke" and mean Sprite / etc. At most, they may use it to mean coca-cola products but usually you'll get a list of which sodas they have and are offering

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

It's the whole "Is Pepsi fine?" Thing.

You ask if they have coke and they will say "is Pepsi fine?" Then you can say "Yes I'll take a Sprite" and get Starry.

Like you can't order a sprite without saying sprite. You cannot be like "I'll take a soda" and expect sprite. Same with saying coke. You have to elaborate.

You could ask for a "coke" and accept any soda. But you're not really calling what they are giving you coke. You just wanted any soda.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're in, what was it, Atlanta? The city where Coca-Cola was invented. They're all called "Coke" there.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"What type of coke would you like?"

"I'll take a Pepsi"

/lowercase "coke" because it isn't specifically Coca-Cola

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re my soda pop

My little soda pop

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

my little popinski

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)
  • sodie
  • soda
  • pop
  • soda pop
  • sodie pop
  • coke
  • cola

am I missing any?

[–] Zorcron@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I just say soft drink

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago
[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'd like a pop soda please.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

Wallerydoos?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)