The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Nope sorry

You can't go faster than light because time and space are basically the same thing, and you're always moving through both of them together at a constant rate.
When you stand still, you move only through time, at the top speed of one second per second.
When you start moving through space, your speed doesn't change, only your direction. (You can visualize it as an arrow showing your speed that stays the same length, but rotates in a coordinate system from the time axis towards the perpendicular space axis.) So the faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.
At light speed, you're moving only through space. Your movement through time is zero, so time stops for you.
Going faster through space would mean going back in time, which would break causality.

"I don't know shit about fuck" - character from Ozarks I forgot the name of

Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn't know anything.

The reason the Oracle of Apollo said "No man is wiser than Socrates" is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.

I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.

One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.

In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.

He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.

The end.

I’ve learned a few things about some stuff to the point where I can definitely say I have some experience with them.

Security by obscurity does not work, because people are only so creative up to a point. Hence, there are only handful of configurations for the attacker to try out.

This contrasts to e.g. 128-bit secure encryption, which involves trying 2^128 times to break it - which is a number with whopping 38 zeros. It takes 10^22 years to break it with trying at 1GHz rate. It is simply incomparable, and adding a few bits of security by obscure combination is simply not worth it.

Yet, so many people and organizations seem to prefer obscurity to actual security.

I know like 3 things, and it's mostly where my stuff is.

I think that Descartes fellow was onto something...

The real secret to the most delicious sauces you've ever tasted is one anchovy fillet chopped into paste and simmered into the sauce, for every litre/quart of sauce you are making.

You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.

You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.

I've had some experience and know stuff about something, just letting you know

Fun fact: for a system of differential equations to have a unique global solution, you only need the vector field to be continuous in time and Lipschitz continuous in the state space.

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Sky is blue

What kind of experience are you talking about? Maybe I'm a candidate for having it. I dunno.

I've a lot of experience with not having experience with things

You can test if a 9 volt battery is good or not by touching the 2 prongs on the end to your tongue. You’ll know if it has juice or not.

Hi yith I no thingz

I know the best way to get cat hair off things is

I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don't know.

Well, I'm over 40, so I know a bit about WW2.

Mostly from the documentaries I fall asleep to in the afternoons.

I do.

This reminds me of something my dad used to say

For hand sewing, pull your thread between your thumb and a block of bees’ wax a few times after threading it, and you won’t have to worry about knots nearly as much.

I know how to write "Shauwn"

An airplane tire will hydroplane at a speed in knots equal to nine times the square root of the tire pressure in PSI. The real trick is undoing the little cap on the tire valve and reading the tire gauge while turning left base.