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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This man contributed to the emotional unease, confusion, and irritability of my grandfather who would bellow through his emphysema at the television when Bill Oreilly told him to bark.

I mean he was always kind of a prick but he was my grandpa, and had been a shade different man in the before times. So I got a weirdly personal bone to pick with this son of a fuck and I hope he gets ass cancer and shits his soul out when he croaks.

Fun fact tho in the last like 9 months we got my grandpa off TV, he’d finally put down the bottle, and the whispery man dying in his bed got to be my grandpa again. So there’s hope out there.

But man, fuck Bill O Fuckin Reilly right in his fucking eye. Hope it hurts the whole time dyin.

[–] IAMTHEMOB@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should watch doc "My brainwashed father". A woman had the same thing happen with her father and was going to make a doc about it. When she talked it about online, people all over America reached out with the same stories. So, she went around the country interviewing people about it.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Is it " The Brainwashing of My Dad" (2015)?

[–] tane@lemy.lol 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Same. This piece of shit and Glenn Beck. I will say that before he died my grandpa didn’t like Trump. But I bet he would’ve changed his mind on that eventually thanks to Fox.

[–] IAMTHEMOB@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

I loved his classic gaslighting finishing statement "ill let you get the last word" implying "ive won the argument already"

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

lol, ”a malady”. What are you, a Jane Austen character?

I was shocked when Fox actually dumped this guy after he was accused of sexual harassment.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

They found out he was sick when he coughed into an embroidered handkerchief found a single spot of blood on it.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago

tips fedora Ma'lady

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Hopefully they treat his old timey disease with an old timey cure and just bleed him to death

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Rush Limbaugh dies of lung cancer

michael-laugh good job denying smoking causes cancer bozo

Charlie Kirk gets shot

michael-laugh "worth having some gun deaths" haha yeah some sure are. bozo

Bill O'Reilly: I am dealing with a malady

honecker-interesting go on

Bill O'Reilly gulp I prefer to not disclose

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

incredibly fatal form of cancer that manifests from a long career at the SA factory (fox news)

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Charlie Kirk died the way he lived: by trying to prove that school shootings are not only unavoidable, but are in fact a good thing.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Lol I can hear the music

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

shout out to a real one, undisclosed illness

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'll pray for him that it's the worst illness imaginable. timmy-pray

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

He got hyper rabies

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought he was dead?

Apparently I'm thinking of Rush Limbaugh

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

Fuck it, we'll do it dead!

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

The woke mind virus

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

damn it I was going to post that maddened

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I did too lmao. didn't scroll far enough/

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He'll die with a falafel in his hand

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

never a frown with golden brown

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

He ain't gettin' up from that. Once you got falafel - you're done, son.

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago
[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Im afraid i caught a touch of consumption. farewell.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

His not specifying implies its something either embarrassing or something tied to a group his audience hates.

Dick cancer or HIV?

[–] someone@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Covid and HIV are the most ironic/funny imo. Though I wouldn’t mind seeing untreated diabetes or destitution.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

It's probably cancer, for some reason, some reactionary boomers seem to hate people with cancer and think that cancer is some how transmissible.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Even with Fox news’ continued descent into depravity over the years, this guy’s still one of the biggest assholes to come out of there

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

I'm dealing with malady too. She still misses me. But her aim is getting better! A cha cha grillman

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Fuck it, we'll do it dead!

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

'Kill Bill O Reilly - by the East Coast Avengers

https://youtu.be/EE4HvQ5lBjg

Headed by none other than Tha Trademarc - John Cenas cousin and the man behind his iconic theme tunes.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

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[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's not funny. When Elon Musk took control of Twitter, Rahul Ligma lost his entire livelihood.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

what's balls?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

"Pro-life... dies" very-intelligent

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

the the the the the the the the bill o'reilly the