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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This guy has ruined satire news...

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 10 points 19 hours ago

Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

"I am a Nigerian Princess and I am going to start my own UN. If you decide to invest a billion dollars in it now, you are guaranteed to at least double your investment by the end of the year."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice...would be a shame if someone invaded it....wunnit?

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

The Gambino Inquisition!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 18 hours ago

Why can't they just make a Discord server for free instead??

[–] TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

It's Trump, so the odds are ever in your favor.

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

Bored of peace....

[–] razen@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

And what if they don't, will he kidnap their Presidents too? Or maybe tarrif them?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

And it won't be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you're too small to pay, you get conquered

[–] verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 9 points 19 hours ago

The US government is now a racket headed by an infamous NY gangster that made a fortune scamming people in the real estate business.

History does beat fiction

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Board of peace has the same energy as ministry of truth

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

First one trump invited is ofcourse putin ... ???

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 18 hours ago

Sounds like the league of nations just collapsed

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 15 points 23 hours ago

A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he's not committed to peace anymore because he didn't get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn't control the peace price)

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

didn’t he just threaten denmark that he’s done with peace because he didn’t win the peace prize 😑

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

That's cute but where are the Epstein files?
The "in cash" part is quite interesting...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

Trump creates his own un-united nations

FTFY

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The 1bn requirement is a great way to make sure countries in the global south can't join.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Somebody? Anybody?

[–] trslim@pawb.social 11 points 23 hours ago

He doesn't know how to spell, its meant to be "Bored of Peace"

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Rimmer: United America? Who's that?

Kryten: Well, at the end of the 23rd century, America attempted to bring peace to the world by asking every nation on Earth to sign a peace treaty.

Any nation that refused, they invaded.

Now, a war ensued that was called the War Against War. Those countries who went to war because they were so against war, they were prepared to go to war to fight in a war against war, called themselves United America.

United America

(Sorry can't find a better source)

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A "Board of Peace" membership and a 100 Euro bill are worth 100 Euros combined.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 23 hours ago

The grift goes on.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On Friday, the White House presented the composition of "a founding Executive Board", consisting exclusively of figures loyal to Trump: his Middle East adviser Steve Witkoff, his son-in-law Jared Kushner, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and former UK prime minister Tony Blair.

It's astonishing how often Tony Blair manages to find new ways to be a massive fucking disappointment. It's like he's already concluded that he's going to hell for the whole Iraq thing so he'd may as well lean into it by being a huge cunt while he's alive.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I thought the same thing. I mean the whole Iraq thing could be seen as a misjudgement in hindsight. Now though he just looks evil.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Well, after he got a Nobel Peace Prize, it makes sense that he moves onwards towards his next great wish: King Of The World.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's is honestly amazing just how giving stupid this man is. Like, I am amazed.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It costs money to join the axis? This will break the future Hearts of Iron IX mechanics.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The stupid thing about this is the US already has a disproportionate amount of influence in the UN. Greed is something that can't ever be satisfied.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Trump isn't getting $1B from countries joining the UN.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago

"Board of Peace" tracks better than "Golden Dome". Good phrase donny. That'll make everyone forget about your pedophiliac degeneracy.

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What's the point? Both organizations will be useless as fuck

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

Not useless. He’ll now have an additional $1B to steal!

This is hilarious 🤣 I can’t believe he’s just straight up starting a protection racket!

“It’d be a shame if something happened to you green land over here!”

Well, that’s one way to start the new Axis powers. The internal fascist structure could be a gamble (usually even other fascist leaders want to have more authority than deference), but I guess we’ll see how it goes.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

The grift goes global.

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
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