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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

there are two kinds of plumbers

  • pipe layers
  • also pipe layers

i hope this clears things up

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 17 points 22 hours ago

I wanted to transition to Luigi but I haven't found the right CEO yet :(

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 22 hours ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Both costumes are marked "L", yet one is clearly "M"

bleh

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Gender (select one):

(_) green

(_) red

[–] booty@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

I guess the time has come, because I'm on Team Luigi any day hexbear-trans

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Can't believe Nintendo transed one of the Mario siblings. Wokeness has gone too far.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

costume doesn't include thigh high socks, trumpflation strikes again smh

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

This is in Australia so its alboflation

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Where’s the Wario and Waluigi costumes? 2 genders isn’t enough choice, I need to see what else is on offer.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Wario is an evil genderflipped Mario and Waluigi an evil genderflipped Luigi

so it's a gender political compass, Marioculine ^ v Luigemme; conforming < > waconforming

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

also there's no wapeach or warosalina because waluigi and wario are gay.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Aight, show me the Toad costume then.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

How else are you gonna access your thigh holster?

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago

i always knew luigi was that way catgirl-smug

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

The Second Sex (English translation, 1953)

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago

I'm the shelf