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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 143 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's called seasoning you uncultured swine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 47 points 4 months ago (4 children)

These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or cover it in aluminum foil before they cook with it.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or clean out a broken in tea cup

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like the creamy fermented bits at the bottom of a well used coffee mug myself.

That first cup after a vacation is divine.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My father had this tea cup he never washed out. He would leave floaters in it and go out to camp for a week.

One week while he was gone I washed this thing. I swear to god it had mould floaters in it. Fuck he hit the roof when he came home and saw it washed.

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[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 84 points 4 months ago (8 children)

cover it with foil, brand new pan every time

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

Parchment paper

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong with it?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Ignore it. This is BIG Pan propaganda.

Keep your pans. You'll be needing them. We're about to enter into a recession.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

About to enter?

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We've been in a recession for years

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We've had one, yes but what about second recession?

If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain't seen nothing yet

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 4 months ago

The phrase "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s when it’s most useful because now it’s nonstick.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 months ago

this pan will outlive me

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

By 'let it go' you mean simply clean it? Why would you throw it away?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A bit of Bar Keeper's Friend and some steel wool will have that baby shining like new.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But that's where the flavour comes from

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I like it when the flavor comes from the ingredients, not the leftover bits of rancid food bits that weren't cleaned off.

Points at well maintained cast iron cookware he cleans with dish soap.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

But the pan is really just a hot place to put parchment paper, so who cares.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

No. Fuck you.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 4 months ago

what? it's still perfectly good.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you can take it from my cold dead hands

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

its seasoned

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Naw that one heats up faster

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago

That is the pan for chicken strips and burritos and corn dogs.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Mmmm no, I don’t think I will.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a virgin baking tray.

I'm 40

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

[–] seathru@quokk.au 10 points 4 months ago

And replace it with one half as thick that warps the first time you use it? No thanks.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

nah bro that shit an artifact from 100 BC

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Nah, these are always the best for some reason.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

just throw some bartenders friend in there and very lightly scrub it, it’s not the pressure it’s the action, and you will see metal again in no time

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags with pan replacing money.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago

I can wrap it in tinfoil still!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, I use it all the time. I just used it today to make French Bread Pizzas. I actually have two.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

It's only getting good now. Time to put it in the will for the favourite child.

[–] baller_w@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

I have the same model

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IDK, any used pans are now in the garage, for holding or soaking bits and pieces of car parts.

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