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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

just throw some bartenders friend in there and very lightly scrub it, it’s not the pressure it’s the action, and you will see metal again in no time

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 3 points 23 hours ago

And remove the seasoning?

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you can take it from my cold dead hands

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You tell em Taco!!!

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

I can wrap it in tinfoil still!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Naw that one heats up faster

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

By 'let it go' you mean simply clean it? Why would you throw it away?

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

nah bro that shit an artifact from 100 BC

Can't you just wash it?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s when it’s most useful because now it’s nonstick.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 141 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's called seasoning you uncultured swine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Or cover it in aluminum foil before they cook with it.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong with it?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Ignore it. This is BIG Pan propaganda.

Keep your pans. You'll be needing them. We're about to enter into a recession.

[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

We're long past recession, we're about to enter full blown depression if not already, supply chain collapse and more! Get to know your neighbours, share food, community garden and buckle up!

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We've been in a recession for years

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We've had one, yes but what about second recession?

If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain't seen nothing yet

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

About to enter?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 1 day ago

what? it's still perfectly good.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 84 points 1 day ago (8 children)

cover it with foil, brand new pan every time

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

Parchment paper

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s at least another 700 years of use left in that pan.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

"WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I honestly wonder if it’s possible to see what all got cooked on that thing by analyzing it in a lab.

“About 80% seems to be Totino’s pizza rolls.”

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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

How did you break into my house to take this photo?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 day ago

The phrase "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

No. Fuck you.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, I use it all the time. I just used it today to make French Bread Pizzas. I actually have two.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Me too one bigger than the other.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

I think they thought this was rust.

I had a nonstick coated pan that looked like this... It was definitely time to throw it away and I keep having to wait for my prince in seasoned aluminum pan comes my way

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago

this pan will outlive me

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

its seasoned

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 14 hours ago

Holy fuck, that's the best thing I've read in a while

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

But the pan is really just a hot place to put parchment paper, so who cares.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (7 children)

A bit of Bar Keeper's Friend and some steel wool will have that baby shining like new.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

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