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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 143 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's called seasoning you uncultured swine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or cover it in aluminum foil before they cook with it.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or clean out a broken in tea cup

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I like the creamy fermented bits at the bottom of a well used coffee mug myself.

That first cup after a vacation is divine.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My father had this tea cup he never washed out. He would leave floaters in it and go out to camp for a week.

One week while he was gone I washed this thing. I swear to god it had mould floaters in it. Fuck he hit the roof when he came home and saw it washed.

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[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 84 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

cover it with foil, brand new pan every time

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

Parchment paper

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There’s at least another 700 years of use left in that pan.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

"WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I honestly wonder if it’s possible to see what all got cooked on that thing by analyzing it in a lab.

“About 80% seems to be Totino’s pizza rolls.”

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong with it?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Ignore it. This is BIG Pan propaganda.

Keep your pans. You'll be needing them. We're about to enter into a recession.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

About to enter?

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We've been in a recession for years

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We've had one, yes but what about second recession?

If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain't seen nothing yet

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 3 weeks ago

The phrase "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s when it’s most useful because now it’s nonstick.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago

this pan will outlive me

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

By 'let it go' you mean simply clean it? Why would you throw it away?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A bit of Bar Keeper's Friend and some steel wool will have that baby shining like new.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But that's where the flavour comes from

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I like it when the flavor comes from the ingredients, not the leftover bits of rancid food bits that weren't cleaned off.

Points at well maintained cast iron cookware he cleans with dish soap.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

But the pan is really just a hot place to put parchment paper, so who cares.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

No. Fuck you.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you can take it from my cold dead hands

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 3 weeks ago

what? it's still perfectly good.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

its seasoned

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Naw that one heats up faster

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Mmmm no, I don’t think I will.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

That is the pan for chicken strips and burritos and corn dogs.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never seen a virgin baking tray.

I'm 40

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[–] seathru@quokk.au 10 points 3 weeks ago

And replace it with one half as thick that warps the first time you use it? No thanks.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

nah bro that shit an artifact from 100 BC

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, these are always the best for some reason.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags with pan replacing money.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just throw some bartenders friend in there and very lightly scrub it, it’s not the pressure it’s the action, and you will see metal again in no time

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, I use it all the time. I just used it today to make French Bread Pizzas. I actually have two.

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[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

I can wrap it in tinfoil still!

[–] baller_w@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

I have the same model

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's only getting good now. Time to put it in the will for the favourite child.

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