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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

Right back or right midfield at Lazioside-eye-1

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

should be more like upside down midfield amirite no-fash

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Of course he plays at Lazio lol

[-] serniebanders@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

funny also that lazio is also famous for being a fascist club

[-] flan@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

which is the superior footballer haircut: zoomer broccoli or frosted tips?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

Excuse me, that's a twunk. You can tell by the muscles and broad shoulders - totally different.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he's a twink. He'd need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

naw, he's totally an ottermode twunk

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs

Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

This is the kind of discourse I log onto Hexbear for.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

From the old greentext meme yeah?

[-] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

He will make our best top coomers into facist top coomers

[-] WholeEnchilada@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

He wouldn't look half bad taking it up the ass in a Bel-Ami porno.

[-] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

thw twinkification will continue until moral improves

[-] glans@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

at least he isn't pretending to play left field

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