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[-] blazera@kbin.social 59 points 10 months ago

After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

You clearly haven't watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

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[-] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Handschlag mit Gefahr

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I love this

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

“God she’s so pretty”

John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

“… so fucking hot”

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago

Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Im Fine....to forklift....probably

[-] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

I'd love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

[-] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I'm as shocked as he is.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you're drunk!

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'll just drive really slow

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh brother there's no hiding from the shame of watching someone's daughter ride a backhoe.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

One should only pick up a chainsaw after you're a six-pack into the day.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Horse Dentist

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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