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[–] Juice@midwest.social 100 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Science isn't an ontology, it's a method.

God, what no humanities does to a mf

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

Reminded me of this.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. I keep trying to get people to understand that it's a process, just like running is a process.

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago

And a method in which beliefs are important. Not the religious ones, of course, but there are other kinds of beliefs.

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Believing that science yields universally true results or is the only method of finding truths, however, is an ontology and something you have to believe.

Edit: I'm not anti-science or anything, just a pedant.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Believing that science yields universally true results or is the only method of finding truths

You just described science as though it were a belief system. In reality, science has a presumption that your ideals are false, not true. And a person who could only discover truth through science wouldn't be able to dress or feed themselves.

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[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Scientism is the belief that science and the scientific method are the best or only way to render truth about the world and reality.

While the term was defined originally to mean "methods and attitudes typical of or attributed to natural scientists", some scholars, as well as political and religious leaders, have also adopted it as a pejorative term with the meaning "an exaggerated trust in the efficacy of the methods of natural science applied to all areas of investigation (as in philosophy, the social sciences, and the humanities)".

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"facts don't care about your feelings" energy

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

Literally I would not be caught dead drinking from that thing

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[–] stray@pawb.social 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The placebo effect would like a word.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

The placebo effect works even if you know its a placebo tho.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's medicine. Science just sees it as a problem to be sorted by good study design and statistics

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Until you turn your head and stop observing, and then it reverts back to mysticism. :-P

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You're referring to quantum effects? Don't worry about whether you're not watching, the universe is watching. If one photon is emitted from the thing in a quantum state and hits anything, that's the observation

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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's like... Sociology, or Psychology. They care what you believe.

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

  • Sent from my iPhone

/s

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sent from my iPhone

I guess prayer and ritual made the device possible, eh?

LOL!

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep that's the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it's the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

LOL! forgot the /s..

Yaahh.. I used to go around on Reddit wth those types all the time! That is one level of ignorance I do not miss by being on lemmy..

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 19 points 3 months ago

Science doesn’t have an opinion on anything, it’s a process not a person.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

Actually, "science" is a human activity and must care about what you think. It's the universe that doesn't care about either.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

Sadly a lot of people's beliefs don't give a fuck about science.

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is mostly shared as an arrogant statement towards laymen, but really, it's a reminder for scientists themselves

No matter what you think or believe your experiment should yield, reality check is always waiting around the corner.

Nice, when seen in this light!

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Is "Neither do I" written on the bottom?

[–] Dasha_Gold@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

Needlessly antagonistic, anthropomorphises science... hmm.

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That handle is on the wrong side, unless it's for someone who is left handed.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It might be printed on both sides

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I want to believe you, but as a scientist I require evidence.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Technically correct since science is a concept and doesn't have feelings, unlike animals, and possibly plants, fungi, all forms of life, who knows, rocks? Idk.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago

This post would be greater with accessibility.

[–] nil@piefed.ca 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

But is light particle or wave?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago
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[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Science is a field of work, and its participants are able to think. But they don't care what you and me think?

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[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

yeah, about that...yer funding...it comes in part from some of those anti-science folk... :/

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hypothesis?

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