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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Actually, "science" is a human activity and must care about what you think. It's the universe that doesn't care about either.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago

Is "Neither do I" written on the bottom?

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 12 points 3 days ago

Sadly a lot of people's beliefs don't give a fuck about science.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 98 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Science isn't an ontology, it's a method.

God, what no humanities does to a mf

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago

Reminded me of this.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Scientism is the belief that science and the scientific method are the best or only way to render truth about the world and reality.

While the term was defined originally to mean "methods and attitudes typical of or attributed to natural scientists", some scholars, as well as political and religious leaders, have also adopted it as a pejorative term with the meaning "an exaggerated trust in the efficacy of the methods of natural science applied to all areas of investigation (as in philosophy, the social sciences, and the humanities)".

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. I keep trying to get people to understand that it's a process, just like running is a process.

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago

And a method in which beliefs are important. Not the religious ones, of course, but there are other kinds of beliefs.

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Believing that science yields universally true results or is the only method of finding truths, however, is an ontology and something you have to believe.

Edit: I'm not anti-science or anything, just a pedant.

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[–] Dasha_Gold@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is mostly shared as an arrogant statement towards laymen, but really, it's a reminder for scientists themselves

No matter what you think or believe your experiment should yield, reality check is always waiting around the corner.

Nice, when seen in this light!

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] stray@pawb.social 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The placebo effect would like a word.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

The placebo effect works even if you know its a placebo tho.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's medicine. Science just sees it as a problem to be sorted by good study design and statistics

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Science just sees it as a problem to be sorted by good study design and statistics

And those studies are going to care about what you believe.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"facts don't care about your feelings" energy

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Literally I would not be caught dead drinking from that thing

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Until you turn your head and stop observing, and then it reverts back to mysticism. :-P

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're referring to quantum effects? Don't worry about whether you're not watching, the universe is watching. If one photon is emitted from the thing in a quantum state and hits anything, that's the observation

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Mostly, but it could be more broadly applicable like the placebo effect.

[–] pcalau12i@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A lot of the confusion around quantum mechanics comes from misleading cartoons about the double-slit experiment which don't occur in reality. They usually depict it as if the particle produces a wave-like interference pattern when you're not looking, and two separate blobs like you'd expect from particles when you look. But, again, you have never seen that, I have never seen that, no physicist has ever seen that. It only exists in cartoons.

In fact, it cannot occur because it would violate the uncertainty principle. The reason you get a spread out pattern at all is because the narrow slits constrain the particle's position so its momentum spreads out, making its trajectory less predictable. There is simply no way you can possible have the particles both pass through narrow slits and form two neat blobs with predictable trajectories, because then you would know both their position and momentum simultaneously.

What actually happens if you run the calculation is that, in the case where you measure the which-way information of the particle, the particle still forms a wave-like pattern on the screen, but it is more akin to a wave-like single-slit diffraction pattern than an interference pattern. That is to say, it still gives you a wave-like pattern.

It is just not true that particles have two sets of behavior, "particle" and "wave" depending upon whether or not you're looking at them. They have one set of equations that describes their stochastic motion which is always wave-like. All that measuring does is entangle your measurement device with the particle, and it is trivial to show that such entanglement prevents the particle from interfering with itself when considered in isolation from what it is entangled with.

That is all decoherence is. If you replace the measuring device with a single second particle and have it interact such that it becomes entangled with that particle, it will also make the interference pattern disappear. Entanglement spreads the interference effects across multiple systems, and if you then consider only subsystems of that entangled system in isolation then you would not observer interference effects.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I irony being anyone who owns such mug does give a fuck what you believe.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Science is a field of work, and its participants are able to think. But they don't care what you and me think?

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[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

yeah, about that...yer funding...it comes in part from some of those anti-science folk... :/

[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless it's like... Sociology, or Psychology. They care what you believe.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Its just my opinion" 

No. Science isn't about opinions. Its facts and nothing else.

If you're putting your opinion in science, its no longer science. 

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Sure does. But nature doesn't.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Science cares if your beliefs make you vote for someone who defunds research.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

  • Sent from my iPhone

/s

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sent from my iPhone

I guess prayer and ritual made the device possible, eh?

LOL!

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yep that's the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it's the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 19 points 4 days ago

Science doesn’t have an opinion on anything, it’s a process not a person.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have 2 of these in my cupboard, given to me as a gift on two separate occasions from different people.

It's like they know me or something.

[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

science doesn't care about your feelings.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everything goes through our brains and therefore filters and interpretations. Science doesn't happen if grants are approved and that usually means someone has something to gain. Even then, results are skewed by method and biases.

Science very much does care about our feelings, both individual and collective, every step of the way. That's why there needs to be special care to take them out as much as possible.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

Needlessly antagonistic, anthropomorphises science... hmm.

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