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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

You would never find a nicer, kinder person,' the father added about his son

Many people said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Oh my, how surprising, a Nazi who fetishized an Asian woman. I wonder if this is a common thing, perhaps even predictable.

[–] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 42 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

All he had to do was move aside.

The woman wasn't a threat to him. He was a threat to her and her death proves it. She moved the car after he pulled his gun.

Ignoring unlawful commands is not a crime but she was shot for that.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 32 points 21 hours ago

He literally did the same thing in Chicago last year. Claimed he got "dragged" by the car and that's why he shot. Video shows him running after the car so he can reach in and shoot him.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He didn't have to move aside. She drove around him. Her last action in life was making sure not to hurt the man who was going to kill her.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Exactly, he was holding a phone and a gun and she didn’t even knock him off balance while he called her a “fucking bitch” as he murdered her.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Murder and slavery are common practices in the US.

Not legal for eveyone, but cops can murder people without worry, just like ethnic minorities have to live in fear of being kidnapped/murdered on the street/enslaved.

Oh god I fucking wish I had a phone to call back in time to some debates like 15 years ago when people were saying to me that I worry too much or that I must hate the US because of I criticise it so.

Then five years later Trump becomes president even though he lost the vote and it's been a downward spiral ever since

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 17 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

He probably beats his wife.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 20 hours ago

Forget the sovereignity argument.

These...serial killers. They don't belong on our world

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I believe that one day these ice goons will be hunted down and face justice, like the nazis did. So it is important that they get documented for the future.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is who, with Stephen Miller involved, we feared works for ICE. He has a friendly face in these pictures, but his regard for human life is rock bottom.

I would not be surprised if he tells people he’s not a white supremacist, using his wife as evidence. That would not make him an opponent of race superiority, but a hypocrite. Which tracks with people who live a life with shitty values, trying to reconcile thoughts and beliefs that ultimately don’t stand up to reality.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

“I can’t be racist! Both of my wife’s eyes are black!”

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't necessarily need to be a white supremacist to be a piece of shit jack-booted thug who gets his rocks off by committing violence against defenseless people.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago

His father can eat shit for defending a murderer.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name and shame! Root. Them. Out.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Jonathan Ross is a shitty human being and a murderer.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

You would never find a nicer, kinder person...

Hey have you heard of this woman called Renee Good?

His dad is a piece of shit clearly who raised a piece of shit person

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 190 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (19 children)

He is a murderer.

He is a murderer.

He is a murderer.

He murdered a woman in cold blood. Nothing else about his life matters. He murdered someone in front of their spouse. He murdered a child’s mother. We all watched it happen. Give him the chair with Noem and Trump alongside him.

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[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 291 points 1 day ago (20 children)

'You would never find a nicer, kinder person,' the father added about his son. 'He's a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband. I couldn't be more proud of him.'

"Nice" and "kind" seem mutually exclusive with "committed, conservative Christian"

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 246 points 1 day ago (24 children)

He's a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband.

He's also a murderer. These things are not mutually exclusive. Being a good dad doesn't excuse putting a bullet in the head of a good mom.

[–] GoblinGreg@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Oh, he's a Christian. That explains everything, really.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Cool. He's also a treasonous murderer.

Jonathan Ross.

Google "Jonathan Ross Iraq photo" to find full face pictures.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Two time (that we know of) murderer. Don't forget the man he shot and killed in Chicago last year in very very similar circumstances that he also lied about.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

May his neck become a fountain

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