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ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense (www.dailymail.co.uk)
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Sorry for the trash rag.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Cool. He's also a treasonous murderer.

Jonathan Ross.

Google "Jonathan Ross Iraq photo" to find full face pictures.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Two time (that we know of) murderer. Don't forget the man he shot and killed in Chicago last year in very very similar circumstances that he also lied about.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saved everyone a Google search.

Here he is with his Filipina wife.