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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 64 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ideal? No. But still… garlic sauce.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused, because that still does sound ideal...

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

It's not ideal because it's not in me yet.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what's not ideal about having 250ml of garlic sauce? i mean i guess you could have 450ml.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Having to scrape (or luck) the last 5 mL out of a paperboard box.

Admittedly, it's a first world problem.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The box itself is only 6 cal so enjoy without guilt

Its also gluten free unless you write "gluten" on it in which case it has one gluten

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

My mom doesn't like box so we never had it growing up, I have no idea how to prepare or serve it correctly. ☹️

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the “I don’t get paid enough to care” special.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If 250ml of garlic sauce is a menu item, someone likely conceived of this ahead of time.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

They probably have nice dishes they use for the cup of garlic sauce when you dine in.

I ordered a side french onion soup with a burger to go once. The soup was a mess obviously not intended to be served in a dish other than the one it's baked in, but still delicious.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 4 months ago
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can open those boxes up to be a plate.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't recommend trying that in this particular situation, OP.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago

I'd put that at closer to 450 ml I think.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't see anything wrong with this?

[–] homes@piefed.world 10 points 4 months ago

I’ve definitely gotten sauces delivered to me this way.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's basically how one place by me does their orange chicken. It's one part sauce to one part chicken. So it's basically soup.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

i do enjoy a good chicken soup

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Since when is origami water-tight & leak-proof?

Those origami boxes are intended to hold rice.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago

sometimes you still have to lick garlic sauce off the table and that's fine

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think that's closer to 500-750ml. I wonder what the 250ml amount was intended for? Are people dunking their crab rangoons in this stuff?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Seeing how 250ml is a common size for drinking glasses… I think they were gonna chug it.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The inferior continents have not yet discovered ranch, only pale imitations.

[–] CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Ranch without the preservatives? Maybe the preservatives give ranch its special flavour. I atleast prefer garlic sauce

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

In my mind garlic sauce is ether liquid or like a melted cheese.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

This is what 5 gallon home Depot pails are for.