Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:
I'm gonna find me a reckless woman, razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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This boy got bars. Song name?
It's the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.
Thanks!
Edit: Thoroughly beautiful track. I have slept on Highwaymen for way too long, it seems. I thought I recognized Cash's voice (because how could you not lol), so I looked up the members to be sure and...holy guac. What a stacked roster they had going!
Thanks a second time, mate! I think this one's gonna be sticking on me a while
Waylon Jennings Live on the album In League with Dragons
He said that about Toby Keith, not the almighty GARTH
Kris Kristofferson said that about Toby Keith.
Kris was a veteran who was anti-war. Keith was a loudmouth piece of shit "patriot" who never did shit for anyone. The occasion was a concert for Willie Nelson's birthday and Keith was needling Kristofferson about not singing any of that pansy peace stuff.
Kris Kristofferson is an American hero. His care and support for controversial women artists is beyond the pale. He'll never be recognized for his impact even when he's remembered with high esteem
Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was
“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.
I shook my head.
“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”
Jennings was (reportedly) talking about Brooks.
Garth wasn't mentioned in that article. Toby was strutting past when Kris said that.
I think probably none of the details matter, I just hope someone said it about one of those two guys.
"The “what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’” quote, meanwhile, was supposedly said by Waylon Jennings about Garth Brooks, as part of an international country music beef of the decade previous."
All true. Especially the reportedly part. Kris said he had no memory of the event.
...Got in the way?
Freshness seal?
What did pantyhose do for fingerfucking? Someone please explain ...
It ruins it. With stockings you can reach the prize. Pantyhose blocks access.
You'll understand when you're older.
More difficult to enjoy....
I genuinely don't know how you could possibly misunderstand this. If you're wearing pantyhose, you can't get finger-banged no matter how much you want it. If your partner is wearing them, same thing...
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn't that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can't be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties ...
Look, most women wear pants anyway these days.
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn't that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can't be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties ...
I can't be the only one who read this in Trump's voice (unfortunately)
Nope. Too on topic, words with too many syllables, and not a single complaint about Obama shit his (Trumps) pants.
Modern pantyhose yes, but at the time of this quote pantyhose was an unyealding bother for everyone involved. Any attempt to get your hand into them would cause runs and ruin the hose. They were not comfortable fabric, so fucking through them would be a sandpaper condom on both sides. All in all, it's just a big negative for everyone involved that was unilaterally unnecessary.
Ty for the context
Not every day my hyperfixations for textiles and sexual activity overlap lol
Look son, it's great that you want to participate in the conversation, but maybe get some experience with the basics and come on back. We'll still be here and ready to talk.
Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.
I love how Wheeler Walker Jr could have played it straight, he is a genuinely tallented musician. But nah... Suckin Dick and Kickin Ass.
Gotta love that redneck shit.
Having David Cobb as a producer iirc is pretty cool. Must’ve been fun for him and some of the musicians to mess around with some of those songs.
Garth Brooks is the Kenny G of country?
BURN!