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[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

There are two rules of jury nullification:

  1. You don't talk about jury nullification

  2. You nullify

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd be surprised if they haven't executed him already.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

There's a non-zero chance he gets the bin Laden burial at sea treatment

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah that's what you do if you're worried about being embarrassed at a trial, or you fucked up the body. (That is my personal theory, that the special forces guy did some war crime shit to the body of Bin Laden so they couldn't show it off) Trump believes this is great and is gonna make him look good.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

The Seals 100% canoed bin Laden

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 months ago

Haha, trial...

[–] TrippyFocus@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago

0 chances he’s getting a legit trial if they even bother to have a show trial

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

unfortunately we're at the stage where there is no process, only power. there will be no jury and if there is it will be Exxon shareholders

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

maduro was at my house chilling

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

He was at that party too? I was hanging out with my bro Luigi there!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

How do they even begin to assemble a jury for that

I mean, how would they if it was gonna be a legit trial

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

you can probably find 12 americans who will say they've never heard of venezuela

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Why would there be a jury trial? Not questioning under the grounds that the state would blow it off (though they would) but under what circumstances would it be reasonable to try the head of a foreign state with a civilian jury? Excepting I guess them visiting and performing criminal acts.