What happens at the Large Hardon Collider stays at the Large Hardon Collider
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2026
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I don't get it :(
got to go to cern and pull your pants down to get it
This guy gets it.
There are lots of conspiracy theories about CERN. There is also a conspiracy theory that states that some of the most powerful people in the world are actually anthropomorphic lizards (which kind of sounds like the kind of thing a furry would make up, now that I think about it).
Okay, heard of that one before. But even knowing that, I still don't get what it has to do with CERN, nor eating ass.
Some delicacies are only conferred on those with a trained palate—it should not conCERN the rabble what delights the wise. /s
You might say, it’s not your concern.
Particle physics gives me a large hadron.
The most you’re getting outta that is some miniature black hole and some short lived ejaculated antimatter.
Sounds good
Until ten months later (40 weeks at 4 weeks/mo ain't nine, although they probably discount the first one for not knowing you're pregnant yet).
I liked this so much I stole the idea. Thanks!
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What!?
The Illuminati told me to lick their black hole, and just keep going for like 45 minutes.
Science vs religion, baby.
Why are they German?
Why ask why? Eins, zwei, drei.
A lot of people automatically assume that Geneva is german speaking because its in Switzerland when its french speaking and it’s one of my pet peeves lol.
But I wanted to ask first because good chance this misconception has nothing to do with the title.
Germans famously get weird like that, the Swiss are more civil.
Really dude, don't gloat about the furries you fucked at CERN
Used to be a program on the tv set called Lizard Lick Towing. Never watched it, myself, but now I'm kind of glad I missed it. So, thank you for that CERN. Money well spent.
I'm local to lizard lick NC, it has a large amount of shootings.