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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[–] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of "you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it". Truly in it for the love of the game alone

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, at least they're doing it to their own country.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but still not in agreement with the people who live/d there...

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

not even the biggest bagger!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

These are the biggest in the world, the newest versionis Bagger 293, 96 m high and 225 m long, 14.500 tons, but now after almost 30 years need some little fixes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv-7nLV-YUM

[–] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Excellent Video that explains why we need those baggers

[–] BennyCHill@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes... SAD!

[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Germany's "Green" party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can't destroy the environment if there's none of it left.

Also that's what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Smash capitalism or something idk. Fuck the opportunist parties

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Green parties are supporting the greenest things - dollars and military.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago