As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[–] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?