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While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced "I just made appointments for three people named Unique today"
Elon
Elon
Perhaps not the worst, but I've had it with anything that rhymes with Aiden
abcdefg, or whatever musk is naming his children. anna rexxia, ellis dee, crystal methvin, and crystal methany.
i know someone named dallas, pretty much a pornstar name, and austin powers.
Pubert has a lovely ring to it.
Colón
Moistopher
Braxton
I always think of Braxton Hicks. Lol You named your child after uterine contractions (false labour)?!
Tobert.
Fey-Lea
Dickson
Ask Elon, he tries to come up with a worse one for each child.
Speaking of which: Elon
I was doing payroll recently for my work, and came across Harsh Harsh. I had to ask our HR lady, really? His last name was Harsh and his parents named him Harsh?
Well, no. She said his name was simply Harsh but our system required a last name so she repeated it.
Still, pretty harsh I think.
Woulda made them set my first name as "Just" so it'd be "Just Harsh" and it should make for some who's on first fun.
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Fuckstick the Accident
L'or-ange
Standard names spelled with far too many letters. JeighSynn and Kryssteighnah are not people names they are scientific nomenclature or some shit
Sounds like real tragedeighs right there.
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Scholastika. Real name in Slovakia. I have never ever met anyone of that name. I am still waiting for brothers Nihilizmus and Solipsizmus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholastica
probable reason of its existence in your language
Nice. Possible. But I like to imagine that someone woke up some morning and thought "I am going to name my child based on philosophy" 😎
more probably hardcore christians
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