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The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.
Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.
Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra
I know right? That totally isn't big enough for beans.
Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.
Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat
what that glizzy canyon do?
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That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.
Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎
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This is so cursed
Holy shit, that's escalating, homes...
Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!
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Hotdog straw
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British people
Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.
Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...
at least we don’t put them on pizza
Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online
i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious
I don't think anyone does that tbh
This is British beans and sausages.
Magnificent
Schlong Island Ice Tea
Ooh vegetarian!
Brown sug sauce
British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"
Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?
you never had a cuppa beans, man?
I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers
Single man birthday?
Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.
Upvote because beans.
How about them beans
Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?
Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.
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this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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