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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 215 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hint:

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 88 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

(from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven't)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Another great line you're good at this.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I won't do what you tell me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

damn. y'all writin a banger here

[–] anzo@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah bro. They are joking as per the post. All these are lyrics in Hannah Montana songs!

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

-TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 180 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 132 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Figured what out?
--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

That is a bit of a misnomer since figuring things out requires at least a double-digit IQ and I don't have one of those.

--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

You know he saw that and probably thought how clever he was to point this out while posting it.

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 108 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent "news" media. They're not getting it on purpose. 

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

- Upton Sinclair

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn't be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn't affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is "yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?"

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

I detest that you call these brain-dead people doing it on purpose.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not even what a "misnomer" is.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's a female gnome, right?

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy must listen to RAtM and be like "I don't get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn't make sense!"

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Since when is RAtM political?!?!"

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still love the post where some dude bitches at Tom Morello something like "I liked RatM when you weren't political" and Tom shot back asking him to name a single song that wasn't political so he could delete it.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This one is still my favorite

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Love that dude.

Never got to see RATM live, held tickets in my hand 3 times, and it was always cancelled (covid, Zach’s injury). At least I saw Morello a year ago, it was great.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of bad old days when Ukrainian cops were the worst shit. Like - plant evidence and arrest you worst shit, beat you up in the alley because you look weird shit. You see a cop - you go the opposite side of the street as far as possible because that motherfucker will have a problem with you. And then one day - the government pulled the trigger on the police reform, fired pretty much anyone with any kind of negative rep and replaced them with new recruits and it is almost as if years of fucked up bullshit were all just the bad dream.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I guess Ukraine didn't push enough propaganda on you to convince half your population that cops abusing your rights, and killing people at will, is great for Ukraine!

That's how we do it in America, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!®

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 2 weeks ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

Oooo, so close!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So they don't know what the word 'misnomer' means at all? You really gotta be brain dead...

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In case anyone thinks you’re being serious:

misnomer /mĭs-nō′mər/

noun

  1. An error in naming a person or place. 
  2. Application of a wrong name. 
  3. A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or object.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/misnomer

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/misnomer

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hannah Montana is a girl and therefore can't be a "proud boy". Utter nonsense.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I have never ever seen Hannah Montana and Joe Montana in the same place either...

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Or Tony Montana for that matter

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Reading comprehension test:

Why did the author compare cops and proud boys to Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana?

What conclusions can you draw about the author based on this comparison?

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years -- they'll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gently prodded? These fuckers need to be driven to the point with a cattle prod and have their face shoved in it to even hope they catch on.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Gently, though. Don't wanna incite violence and get our whole forum nuked

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[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A bit more and he gets it.

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[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Might be the conspiratorial part of my brain coming through, but I'm half convinced it's not just a stupid person, but an AI that completely missed the point.

I almost wonder if there shouldn't be an extension or corollary of Hanlon's Razor somewhere to account for AI.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be better explained by stupidity, but never attribute to stupidity that which can be better explained by malicious chatbots."

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wooooooosh!

[–] SereneSadie@quokk.au 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The whole thread is aptly described by the title, as is the choice of where to post this.

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Still waiting for Miley Cyrus Linux.

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