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Just one more Stardew update bro. I swear it's finished, just one more update.
That man is obsessed. Obsessed, I tell you!
Aaaand this is how I found out about TF2 comic seven. Fucking finally, I was waiting for that one forever.
HALF LIIIFE TREEE SHOW ME THE LAMBDA SHOW ME GORDON FREEMAN WHERE IS MY GMAN WITH UNCANNILY EXPRESSIVE CLOSE UP FACIAL ANIMATIONS
It would honestly surprise me if we ever get Half Life 3. I mean what could they revolutionise in the fps genre?
Short answer is that they are working on an in depth environment/physical properties simulation system (confirmed by data leaks). Things like temperatures, flash points, coating in liquids, friction, etc.
It's hard to know exactly how they will all be used, but one can imagine all the interactions between ice, fire, oil, gasoline, wind, and whatever objects you find in the world.
I hope we will see the fruits of that labour, not that I could afford a pc to run the eventual game.
10 years. Just ten years more...and the answer will be "Fun" or "Quality" xD

Half life 3
Mother 3 official English localization
F-zero mainlime game
Elder Scrolls 6
Uhhh, yeah pretty much everything else has actually come out, kind of incredible
chess 2.0
did somebody say https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064340/Chess_Evolved_Online/ chess evolved online? it has hundreds of different pieces and lootboxes! genuine passion project by some insane people
A new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game.... Pokepark 3... a non-Microtransaction filled Pokemon Rumble... Pokemon Rangers... Pokemon Conquest... a new Pokemon Colosseum/Battle Revolution...
Gamefreak for the love of god bring back your spinoffs that actually had creativity and unique gameplay.
Black and White 3
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes
I get the urge to play 2 pretty often, but the version I have is miserable on modern operating systems anytime I try.
Fable 4
Spore 2
I want this so much. I still fire up the original for a quick playthrough
I love the silly early to middle phase. The late game mechanic always bored me (IIRC haven't launch it in a while).
I want spore with more involved prey predator mode, let me be vicious goblin.
Lol you even have to ask?
HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED
Finally, the true reason for the creation of the Steam Machine has been revealed!
HALF LIFE!! HALF LIFE 3!! NEVER FORGET!! ITS COMING I SWEAR!! ITS GOTTA BE COMING SOON!!
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE
The answer is obvious: Half-Life 3 is coming this... decade
I'm glad they brought back Style Savvy but they could have done it better justice. Oh well...
Beyond Good and Evil 2
Came here just for that, this comment is way too low
Don't you put this evil on me
OKAMI 2
Does Okami-Den not count?
Heavy Update, Pikmin 5, New Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Devil Survivor 3, Digital Devil Saga remaster, a variety of sequels but actually done right instead of being butchered
Mega Man Legends 3
Man, fuck Capcom for that shit. Couldn't even be assed to release the fucking demo that was effectively complete. That shit better leak someday.
Gta 7? Elder Scrolls 6? Fallout 5? Invincible season 8? There's a whole world of opportunities of shit to kind of look forward to.
No game no life season 2????
No game no life volume 13?????
Skong: Sea of Sorrows when??
A life of sensory pleasure and nothing else is quite hollow.
I've never found that to be the case
Hell yeah pleasurechads. Denialcels in shambles.
I'm hyped for Divinity
Still got a few Deltarune chapters to go
RHYTHM HEAVEN MENTIONED
Elder scrolls six?
I don't even want it at this point, given their recent work
Now you can wait for the third hollow knight game, Life Ender