He's going to say that he was on Epstein's Island and the Lolita Express.
He's going to admit sexually abusing all those women.
Then he's going to blow his brains out on live TV
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He's going to say that he was on Epstein's Island and the Lolita Express.
He's going to admit sexually abusing all those women.
~~Then he's going to blow his brains out on live TV~~
Then he's going to end the meeting and his approval numbers will actually increase.
"Well he might have fucked a lot of kids but at least he's honest about it. Unlike those lyin' Democrats. How come they aren't open about that stuff? Trump tells it like it is!"
- Jornelius Dumbfuck, the average American voter
How does the boonta vista discord have a better emoji for this (brown paper bag with "BUDD" written on it) than hexbear?!
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MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE 🙌🙌
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"Folks we're launching an executive order packet tonight that makes it illegal to have touchpad bowling alley computers. It's only mechanical keyboards. It's very big. Very exciting. You can eat your chicken wings on the lanes, they're very good, very good folks, as MUCH sauce as you want without screwing up the screen."
Nixon put in a bowling alley into the White House. I actually wonder if Trump's ever bowled. And if so - did he ever bowl in the White House?
Hes packing a hell of a counterweight to his advantage if those tennis pics are anything to go by.
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And who is going to clean the sauce from beneath the keys, mr DRUMPF?!
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War on Venezuela.
Came to post this, he'll blow smoke up our asses for an hour talking about how amazing america is and how good the economy is doing then pivot over to "oh yeah btw we're invading next week"
saw this earlier, anonymous source etc,etc, but doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility
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The dumbest shit possible — no material changes
My take too. Capitalist realism sucks.
Fulfilling the right to a pony to prevent Vermin Supreme from running in 2028.
I'm watching him now. I think I'm ~10 minutes behind. Has he permanently lost the juice? He's hard to listen to because he's often speaking a bit too fast in globs of words with few and even no pauses. Plus he sounds bitter and sour. I wonder if even the chuds stopped listening after ~10 minutes.
Ninja edit. I stopped listening. Who wants to listen to a typical vile, horrible, angry ancient chud?
He's definitely reading off a teleprompter and it might even be a cold read
a cold read
I didn't even consider that. It probably is.
I can cold open. Trump is best at cold open. Why couldn't I cold open? Anyway I'm busy now.* I have the greatest memory in the history of people. I am the greatest speaker in...
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*He was watching a Fox News segment on himself and he was about to call them and rate them on a scale of one to ten.
Mandatory cat ears (for a total of 4, not 2), provided by mRNA vaccines.
60 minute long in depth highly eloquent (and boring) lesson about the history of Ukraine and Russia.
Putin is a fuckboi but his history info dumps make me 
neuro divergent king 🫶
Half Life 3
Skipping 3 and going straight to Half Life 4
I don't care. I am so tired of giving this asshole any attention
I fucking live in the belly of the beast and this fuckin' freak lords over me, it's cooked.
Imma hook up on hopium for descheduling marihuana
You know what fuck it me too, why not
Doesn't this admin like announcing news they think will be received poorly on the weekend, so that there's a cushion between the announcement and the stock market response? I guess that means they expect investors to really like invading Venezuela.
I think all of DC uses the Friday night news dump to hide their worst actions. I'll be very afraid if the supreme court issues a ruling on Friday night because it will be really fucking awful.
I guess that means they expect investors to really like invading Venezuela.
I hope it'll be bland shit of Trump saying prices are the lowest so the best and the economy is the greatest and and the military is the greatest and Trump is the greatest president ever.
Dropping his 
moment for the War on Christmas. He will be wearing a Santa suit and broadcast from a flying sleigh
Santa bad. Very, very bad. So replaced. My guys doing his job much cheaper and better. Plus AIR FORCE FLYING REINDEER much better than real. Trump in the RED SUIT even though I'm not fat - fit-fit-fit fit.
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I saw something say FOX confirmed its just a recap of his last 11 months so thats what im banking on
I certainly hope so. I fear he's going to use a phrase like "necessary limited military action" which will actually mean that soon the US is going to start a full-scale war with Venezuela.
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He's having Christoper Walken killed to prevent the events of The Dead Zone from becoming reality
be sure to drink your ovaltine
SON OF A BITCH IT'S A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL!!!
Ukraine joins NATO.
Bluesky
Trump is gonna announce a $2000 tariff check that will temporarily boost the economy until it becomes clear it was just taken out of next year’s tax refund.
Declare a state of emergency and invade New York City in order to establish himself as the mayor.
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